cave pig

a person that masterbateswith large objects shoved up their ass to help themself get off.

I walked in on John being a cave pig.

by Ralph Feltcher June 21, 2006

Cave nigga

they do exist and they are basically niggas chillin in a cave

me and my cave niggas be chillin

by yogodi1234567 September 15, 2021

crab cave

Crab cave, a phrase to describe a crab infected vagina. That normally is black in colour and smells of fish.

Bob: Yo mark did you hear about Beckys clapped up crab cave?
Mark: Ye man that shit was crazy!

by The Cave Explorer April 18, 2019

the cave of no return

When one engages in anal sex who has not done it before. Once you've put a part of your body you are never the same again and there is no return to who you were before.

Kerry knew that once she allowed Hans to enter the cave of no return he and she would never be the same and their relationship will have transformed into something else.

by von groovy June 22, 2019

itchy cave

When your urethra is very itchy, but only on the inside. This can be a sign of stds of testicular cancer. The best way to treat this syndrome is to go to the doctor and yell ITCHY CAVES MY CAVE ITCHY repeatedly

I found out I had aids because of my itchy cave

by YTSizzleStreams May 19, 2019

cave wain

1) A complete retard
2) Someone who lives/ was born in a cave

Tumshi runs around jumping in puddles laughing
Baird: What a cave wain

by JediFalco May 14, 2005

Searching the Cave

The act of inserting your entire body into someones vagina along with a full camera crew in order to inspect and grade its value, and accurately judge if it can handle your gargantuan cock. Also a term for rectal exams in which the doctor is a homosexual pervert and has a poop fetish.

I'm a pro at searching the cave, if you need any help.

by the_grundle_fondler July 13, 2018