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law of infinite dumbasses

This refers to a work situation. This law states that if you fire the dumbass at work, either his replacement will be a dumbass, or another coworker will take on the role of the company dumbass. Thus, you can never have a dumbass-free work place.
Well, we canned Jim for screwing up all the time, and now Bill does nothing but fuck up. The law of infinite dumbasses never fails.

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Why don't you fire Jim, he's a fuck up? Yeah, but I can deal with it, I'm afraid his replacement may be a bigger dumbass.
by wookieewagon September 21, 2013
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Infinitillion Smack

A massive onslaught of smacks across the face like no ones business!
Shaniqua used up her sisters tampons, so Shaniqua's sister Infinitillion Smacked Shaniqua across the face.
by Kazuka/TheJester April 18, 2005
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infinitard

Short for "infinite retardation". Used to describe the aggregate of minutiae, chores, unfulfilling tasks, to-do lists, petty bureaucracies, and random incompetents that clog a day.
Turn off your mind, relax, and float downstream in the glorious infinitard.
by kramsky September 2, 2005
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Infinite Warfare

The worst call of duty in the franchise as of release, can also be used in sentences to describe something that is a failure.
"Man that show was such an infinite warfare."
by Longdongjohn November 22, 2016
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infinitesimal

Infinitely or exceedingly small,minute.
Hey Mister,just keep your shirt on,if you could get your infinitesimal brain to working you would realize that there's nothing worth the ranting and raving!!!!
by ACkiddo February 5, 2008
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infinitive

To the above definitions not much can be added, except for this usage point: To, and I can't emphasize this enough, split an infinitive is considered to truly be bad grammar by many of the same people who think a preposition is a bad thing to incautiously end a sentence with.
Despite repeated admonitions by close friends and associates, the author continues to routinely split his infinitives. To someday learn to do otherwise is in many ways becoming an important thing to focus on learning to finally do.
by The Jive Chemist January 4, 2008
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infinitech

Originated from the word infinity and technology. Referred to someone who believes the universe is infinite due to the mass-production and human ideas. The technology that is the second root of this word can also be related to human technology, or human ideas and advancements. Ifinitechs are often cyber-junkies or extremely intelligent.
Claire's been looking at the stars all night; it's obvious she's an infinitech. Look at the way she is glued to her computer all the time!
by infinitech March 20, 2005
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