immuno-optimism

Positive thinking regarding one's immune system especially when one's faced with probable or widespread contagion.

Leo: Are you sure you want to come over for dinner? My sister has chicken pox, my dad has the flu, and I'm still getting over the clap.
Kay: Sure, I'm not worried, I never get sick.
Leo: Wow babe, that's some serious immuno-optimism.

by schulwitz April 10, 2012

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immigreat

A foreigner who has entered or resides in a country unlawfully but who possesses a better work ethic than the native residents.

I hired a new gardener last week, he's a real immigreat!

by custardduck August 6, 2014

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immobilescalaphobia

Fear of a moving escalator stopping while riding or a non-moving escalator starting while walking on it.

I’m not getting on that escalator, I suffer from immobilescalaphobia.

by rgheadrick September 19, 2016

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immigrant excitement

When you've lived in a country for over 10 years but you still get excited when you see a major landmark that you probably see everyday.

"Omg, that's the CN Tower!"
"Yeah I know, we see it everyday"
"Yea but still...the CN Tower!"

"Mike has such immigrant excitement sometimes even though he is born here"

by DE_20 January 15, 2017

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immanuwhale

A person who holds the qualities of both a man and a whale. Usually the type of person capable of cooking meals that can satisfy God's pallet. Hence why they are fat (whale), because they always eat their own food.

(Guy talking to his friend)
Guy: I'm a man you whale!
Friend: Why did you call me a whale, I never asked whether you were a man or not...
Guy: immanuwhale.

by Jimothy of the Jimmies March 9, 2017

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