Something a guy texts a woman at 3am, when he's most emotionally vulnerable so he can vent without fear of being judged
"I know you're asleep but I just wanted you to know that I love you lots, and I couldn't live without you"
by Sudo C0 December 19, 2023
Get the I know you're asleep butmug. Hym "And now I DO know. There goes your ability to impose a vapid skepticism on me. I started writing in 2015 and became Hym in 2016 (if not right before). 2 ASYMMETRICAL LOOPS. And it only works because of the massive data set. And you are pretty openly doing the weaponized schizophrenia. So much so that Jordan Peterson is losing his license. One of your kids is dead if I don't get that money and after you imprison or kill me there is no way to guarantee other people in my situation won't follow suite immediately. The is no more room for doubt. No more reason to doubt. And really, no reason not to pay other than a petty obstinacy and a deranged desire to use me as a vehicle to validate your worldview and I'm not going to do it."
by Hym Iam May 20, 2025
Get the And NOW I DO Knowmug. A random shirt worn by a waitress at a Mexican restaurant. You look it up on Urban Dictionary, but they don’t have it. You proceed to make a definition about how you saw the slogan on a waitresses shirt at a Mexican restaurant and how Urban Dictionary didn’t have it; on Urban Dictionary.
by xX_YOLO_YEET_Xx April 4, 2018
Get the I Know Joemug. by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. July 23, 2025
Get the .9.I do not know who needs to sense anything but when you do, I am going to kill you.9.mug. Hym "I know I'm being watched you fucking idiot that is literally my entire thing and you are being deliberately unhelpful to piss me off being you want me to murder children so you can escape your own culpability in the lead up to the child murder. Definitely something I would murder a family over."
by Hym Iam November 16, 2025
Get the I know I'm being watchedmug. It is a language that is extremely sophisticated and requires a lot of training. It consists of many words that come from the English language: such as "dot" which means don't. If you like to learn the language well you're out of luck as it is only spoken by two known people in the entire universe... and they are a mystery.
by I_dot_kno_ January 21, 2021
Get the I dot knowmug. by wogprince2001 July 11, 2025
Get the Fucked if I knowmug.