Hammasing

start fights you know you cant win , and complain when you get your beat up by the stronger side.

Muhammad: * succer punched a buff dude *
Buff dude: * beats the shit out of Muhammad *
Muhammad: * uploading story on instagram * look what this guy did to me

Everyone else: Muhammad quit hammasing

by Xe3Blue October 24, 2023

hammah

cooler spelling of "hammer" usually referring to someone who flirts constantly while still being oblivious to any flirtation back at him.

eh try look at da guy ova dea.

he stay flirting with her mean kine ah?

brah he must be one hammah

by me ke aloha May 27, 2009

human

Organisms who will be responcible for global destruction.

humans = kill hungry

by Troy December 6, 2003

Human Pez Dispenser

To cut someones throat in such a way as to make their head fall back like a pez dispenser.

OJ got pissed and turned Nicole into a human pez dispenser!

by Trinacria January 16, 2009

Sub-Human

A Sub-Human is someone who unironically uses “no❤️“

Person:Valid Arguement™️

Brain-dead Sub-Human: no❤️

by Coomaloomadooma September 20, 2020

human flag

a person who goes to a pole and balanced his/her whole body with just their hands, looking like a flag.

Person 1: Hey, look at him!! what is he doing?

Person 2: Oooh, he is just doing the human flag, how strong he is to blance his whole body like that!

Person 1: Wow! Just amazing, i wanna do that too!!

Person 2: You're not that strong!

by yagba June 5, 2010

The human race

Humans are interesting to say the least. One minute we are fighting each other over beliefs and ethnicity and the other we are looking to the people beside us and joining hands. There are two things in our lives that influence everything we do: survival of ourselves and survival of our species. The reason we look for the hot chicks is to make more people, we want money so we have better food and shelter. And the reason we fight..... how the fuck should I know, but at the end of the day, after the blood, destruction, and darkness, is a light leading to hope, new beginnings, and unity. We look to the stars, because you may ask? The sky's the limit. If we can dream it, we can do it.
P.S. These are my thoughts and my theories.

Soon, the human race will leave the chains of difference and have everlasting peace.

by ColdSuit December 22, 2013