Haneshi

The prettiest, smartest and most gorgeous girl on this planet. She's the epitome of perfect. She listens to talented artists such as 2hollis and Xaviersobased.

Look at Haneshi, She's so perfect.

by badgirlkiki March 10, 2025

Hateshuffle

To be directed or persuaded to go somewhere or to do something you don't want to without causing a scene

You are DJing and some other DJs are watching dictating and ruining your set, you switch out and they play a couple of songs, you're sat there grumpily mullling over the events conspired, and you're asked to get back on the decks, but now you don't wanna anymore, but knowing you have to because the music must go on, you hateshuffle back on up

by Tilia June 24, 2025

Halessence

Gratitude’s cooler cousin.
Humility that stands tall.
Cell-deep sacred.

The glow that happens when coherence meets soul. It’s not just health—it’s wholeness in motion. You can’t fake halessence. You either emit it, or you’re trying too hard.

(noun): “He received the news with quiet halessence.”
(adjective): “It was a halessent moment—no words, just soul.”
(field/embodied state): “In halessence, I honor the path ahead.”
(verb): “Halessence it. Don’t force it.”

by 0Hz July 26, 2025

Hateslop

A person (usually a child) who feels the need to hate anything and everything on the internet that they don't find appealing, in order to put others down to cope with their own bland miserable lives, usually because someone else told them to hate said opinion.

Person 1: I hate ____, ____ is awful and corny and I hate everyone who enjoys it.
Person 2: hey, thats not very nice... :'(
Person 3: Just ignore it, Person 2, it's just hateslop.

by Astor031 October 3, 2025

Hades Moon Womb

The piece of foreskin that remains after a circumcised penis is cut.

With the remaining “Hades Moon Womb,” after her twin son’s circumcisions, the mother decided to make a pair of ear rings.

by 1034’s Finest December 13, 2025

Acquired Hates

Like 'acquired taste', Acquired Hates is where you may initially like something, only to then realise after a fashion that it is, in actual fact, completely shit.

The feeling of utter, childlike embarrassment when reminded of your previous love of that thing is without compare.

I give you:

Franz Ferdinand are such Acquired Hates. I used to think they were cool, but now I would rather kill a baby than listen to them ever again.

by monstrousbaby November 15, 2011

google hames

a hames that likes to google.

a hames that finds things.

man, that google hames found something.

by hames000000 February 10, 2018