Pearl Harbored

When your Japanese wife or girlfriend wakes you up in the morning to have sex, but neglects to tell you she is having her menses (& it's extremely thick). She pounces on you like dive bomber over battleship row. When she's done she casually gets up without saying a word. Then much to your surprise you discover ur lap is a bloody mess. Surprise + bloody mess = Pearl Harbored.

I can't stand the sight of Manhattan clam chowder anymore, after my wife Mika (or insert japanese female name Keiko, Yuki etc) woke me up for some sleepy sex and "Pearl Harbored" me.

by asiangirllover November 21, 2010

The Harbringer Of Torment

Being totaly 0wned, or having someone p0wn you

"The Harbringer Of Torment made me his bee-hatch, he totally p0wned us all"

by Anonymous April 10, 2003

Harboring A Wookie

Straining on the toilet to release an over-sized piece of crap causing you to exclaim "wraaaaaauuuugh" (meaning "Mommmmy!" in Kashykk-speak); when the offending fecal matter is finally released and inspected before flushing, it is covered in ripped out butt-hairs.

From the WC: "Wraaaaaauuuuuugh!!!!"
Joe: "Hey, is that Bob in there?"
Betsy: "Oh, yeah, sounds like he is Harboring a Wookie again...maybe he needs a laxative?"

by ChewbaccaPooey May 6, 2009

harboring a pearl

when someone is being a big douche, i.e. sand in their vagina

She was bitching at me so bad, I think she was harboring a pearl

by knipper5 March 22, 2010

Camp High Harbour

This place does not even deserve the title camp. The people who attend this "camp" are entitled rich kids who think that they go to real camp when they don't. I'm sorry but if you have electricity and your camp is what two weeks long, it's not camp. Going to "camp" with everyone from your school sounds like hell to me. Don't you get tired of the same people. I swear to god if I see one more person post about this camp on their story with some dumb caption like, "two weeks until I'm home!" someones gonna get hurt. Sorry to break it to you but nobody gives a shit and you're not special. Take your bs elsewhere!

Camp High Harbour is a trashy YMCA camp for spoiled rich kids who don't know what real camp is.

by dontevenatme August 12, 2019

pearl harbour

The time of suffering Sharayah and I went through..

In the bathroom with a retarded girl..... she's having bathroom problems... so much poopy...

by Anonymous March 12, 2003

Pearl Harbour

Hunk on the hill....

'Check out that massive lezzer over there, she loves a bit of the old pearl harbour'

by ribby o'sullivan May 24, 2009