hershey handshake

You're on the bowl taking a dump and you're in a rush to get off, but you haven't fully pinched off the last loaf and you go to wipe. But, as you're approach with the tissue in hand, that last loaf finally gets pinched and falls right on your fingers.

I just had a hershey handshake at the end of my #2.

by Pilfjd May 15, 2007

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Vulcan Handshake

A sexual move where a man puts his hand into the Vulcan "V" shape like Spock from Star Trek - two fingers together to the right and two fingers together to the left with a V shape in the middle. Next, he places his thumb on a woman's clitoris, inserts his pointer finger and middle finger into her vagina, and inserts his ring finger and pinky into her anus. He then shakes his hand vigorously until she orgasms.

Bill: "Did you have sex with Rita?"
Ted: "No, but I gave her the Vulcan Handshake until she screamed for mercy!"

by Random Perv March 12, 2009

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handshake

a medieval high five

Sir Thomas, mounted on his black stallion, gave a handshake to Sir Jamal as they passed one another on the street. "Wut up dawg," responded Sir Jamal.

by Butzo November 16, 2006

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kitkat handshake

when a male puts 4 fingers into a females vagina

i gave her the ol` kitkat handshake lastnite

by Damon robinson July 9, 2006

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Dagnham Handshake

A difficult manuover whereby a gentleman places his pinky up a lady's BRONZE EYE, the middle 3 fingers within the FANJITA and the thumb rests lightly on the DEVIL'S DOORBELL. A Dagnham Handshake is easier from behind, though adepts in the handshake can perform it from up front whilst gazing romanticly at the lady's HEADLAMPS.

by Gringo June 4, 2003

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