Crack Handle

A ponytail on a crack whore.

I let go of her crack handle before I donkey punched her.

by Kittymeow78 May 26, 2018

handsex

The act of grasping one's cock with a kung fu grip while thrusting one's pelvis until climax. Handsex differs from normal masturbation since the practitioner must engage in autoerotic thoughts or watch tranny porn while reaching orgasm.

JNN wanted to have some Handsex but couldn't find his copy of chicks with dicks III, so he had too rub while staring intently into his mother's make up mirror.

by KingSnizzle September 1, 2006

thumb-handle

When a man attempts to put his hand down his lady friends skimpies and is stopped by her pulling his hand away, while using his thumb like a handle.

"Oh geez, Angela just thumb-handled me".

by LL-Unit November 24, 2010

love handle

where the sides of your hips stick out and it looks like hips or curves(what guys can't resist to touch or squezze)

When Sarah was walking, Jon squeezed her love handles

by sarah May 12, 2003

left-handers

Someone who smokes cannabis; a stoner. A normal cigarette is called a "right-handed cigarette" and a joint is called a "left-handed cigarette". This is a special code used to allow people to speak freely in public about their plans to smoke pot.

"It smells like left-handers in here."

by Master Beta July 30, 2008

handsex

sitting side by side, holding hands and rubbing fingers typically illustrated in movie theaters, cars, etc.

Kristofer grabbed my hand during the movie, locked fingers, and started having hardcore handsex.

by lafonda29 August 19, 2005

fat handed twat

A person with large, stubby fingers, looking like they have 10 thumbs

When in conjunction with a large head, more commonly known as "Jack"

"Jack, your hands are so fat. You are a fat handed twat"

by Archie December 5, 2004