yankee doodle handy

place your thumb in in his poop shoot and give em a rubntug reacharound

the man was feeling down, so his friend gave him a Yankee doodle handy

by c.adkinson January 17, 2017

handy

European slang for Cellular Telephone

While I'm out, you can reach me on my handy.

by Vengo March 25, 2003

handbags

Derives from trying to type "Hahaha" with Swype on a touchscreen smart phone. The term is flexible and can be appended with other additions, such as "holy handbags" or "Oh my handbags."

Holy handbags, I just saw a homeless dude chug a whole bottle of MD 20/20, then grab his junk.

by Scooteronomy December 4, 2010

auto handballing

auto handballing is the same thing as auto fisting, or fisting ones own anus or vagina. the auto handballer usually lubricates the targeted orifice with astro glide or KY jelly or sometimes cooking oil then procedes to stuff their hand and forearm into said orifice. the sickest of auto handballers tries to see how much they can fit up there sometimes going as far as the elbow or trying to use both hands while they are balled up. there are alot of videos of this on the internet right now, just google " self fisting "

johnny : " man, that bitch is sexy ! "
al : " don't even try it, she is an auto handballer. trying to fuck that would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway "
johnny : " what is auto handballing ? "
al : " she shoves her fists up her shit "

by gmw January 22, 2008

Handy McDaniels

Getting a hand job.

You're sister wouldn't give me head, so I settled for a handy mcdaniels.

by Iwantabigweiner May 1, 2009

handyman's special

something in desperate need of repair that is acquired for a bargain price, especially a house

Those conditions make my house look like a handyman's special.

by The Return of Light Joker January 13, 2011

Handy Sandy

A hand job given with sandpaper

Jessica gave me a handy sandy last night and my foreskins all raw

by Lazyskinnyguy September 26, 2011