Chinatown handjob

(n)--slang term for the business practice of selling something for far below its value, sometimes unwittingly but often for unethical or illegal reasons.

Refers to the often ridiculously cheap prices asked by massage parlors in Chinatowns for manual stimulation of the genitals.

You only asked $200.00 for your big screen HDTV? Man, did THAT guy get a Chinatown handjob!

by Darryl X. August 24, 2008

Coffee Handjob

Repeatedly moving a coffee sleeve up and down on a coffee cup.

Quit giving your coffee a coffee handjob.

by hiphugger09 May 10, 2010

Fancy Handjob

When 2 gentleman wearing top hats and monocles start to jerk each other off while drinking tea

Hey would you like to give me a fancy handjob?

by HawkeyeHamilton December 15, 2013

handjob

something i can do better than women

that hoe can not give a handjob

by Danny March 9, 2005

russian handjob

when a girl jerks you off and finishes off on her tits.

Olga gave me a russian handjob at the new place last night, it would have been better if she had bigger tits.

by big eazzzy May 22, 2008

Zack Morris Handjob

When you receive a handjob from someone (Male or Female) wearing a Hypercolor T-shirt.

Vince: This Zack Morris Handjob is reminiscent of the early 1990's.
Chris: It's all thanks to my Hypercolor t-shirt, and my extremely large hands.

by Spaghetti016 September 16, 2009

italian handjob

When, after eating a tasty italian dinner of pasta and sauce, your partner gives you a handjob using the leftover pasta sauce as lube. Best with homemade sauces, chunky sauces are NOT ideal.

Dude, she made me spaghetti with this sick homemade marinara, and then she gave me an Italian Handjob!

by STankylegz October 21, 2009