Person : Oh my god I hate… Oo wait i forgor this persons name
Person 2: just call them hans
* no fuckn loser names there kids hans and if you names is hans..😐😟
Person 2: just call them hans
* no fuckn loser names there kids hans and if you names is hans..😐😟
by Jumbo party lemon December 07, 2021
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by Ragethepanda13 November 11, 2020
HANS stands for “horny ass nigga syndrome”. When someone (or something) is under this condition they usually make very rash and idiotic decisions due to their immense horniness. The weight of their decisions only are made aware to the subject after the condition subsides.
Note: can be considered an opposite to “post-nut clarity”.
Note: can be considered an opposite to “post-nut clarity”.
“Bro, Kevin straight up was jacking off to a younger picture of his mom. He really is INCREDIBLY down bad with HANS I tell ya”
by King K Cool March 17, 2021
One of the best asian men in the world, like man wtf this guy is an amazing friend to have to get all the answers in the world so you get an A+ bruh asians are the shit man woop woop
by Adolf of the Hitlers September 04, 2017
a future business woman.. wifey material period in god. always making money shmooves and owns her own lemonade stand … goals ngl… very flexible (in many ways 🤔🤔😏) and will always treat u the best she can. that bitch flew back to Vietnam doe so fuck her
also!! Her English name is Kelly
also!! Her English name is Kelly
maryam: did u see han today? Dam sian this one
Nadya: yasss she’s gonna meet us at saizeriya
maryam: yasss
han: hey guys
Nadya: ok
Nadya: yasss she’s gonna meet us at saizeriya
maryam: yasss
han: hey guys
Nadya: ok
by blueberry peepee November 23, 2021
A Asian Name for girl who are just literal crackheads. Laughing non-stop then some days not at all. Hans personalities are contagious and once you catch wind of their laughing storm you can’t help but get roped in and laugh too
by PalmTreePotato May 12, 2019