Man, I'm hungry as shit

A code phrase invented by Kevin Hart's smartest dumbest friend Harry. It is used to avoid discussing topics that would get them in trouble with their wives/girlfriends.

Sam: So, how about last night at the club....

Chris: Man, I'm hungry as shit!

Sam: I'm not, I just ate. Man you was so....

Chris: Sammy! I said "Man, I'm hungry as shit!"

Sam: Why don't you get a footlong at Subway for $5?

Chris: Sammy! I said "MAN, I AM HUNGRY AS SHIT!!!!!"

Sam: Then why don't you eat that fine girl's pussy?

by KnightofNerdom September 24, 2019

when you are hungry, chicken is the best

Namjoon's jams.

" I can't sleep!" ~RM
"Why? Are you hungry?" ~SJ
"When you are hungry, chicken is the best!" ~RM

by vdeviado May 17, 2017

My Airpods are Hungry for my Hat

When you are just utterly zooted beyond the mortal plane and you can't really tell what's going on and you basically unconsciously open and close your airpods case on the brim of your hat for no reason

My Airpods are Hungry for my Hat

by LargeExtent April 12, 2022

Hungry up to my rib cage

hunger pains that pulsate up to your sternum

After being on three connecting flights and two trains without a moment to eat I realized i was hungry up to my rib cage

by Michael Taylor December 4, 2003

Your not you when your hungry

Snickers ad

Person1: beatboxing good

Person2:beatboxing bad

Person3:Your not you when your hungry have a snickers
Person2: omega rap beatbox win

by sussybakalol January 9, 2022

chase hungry dogs off a meat truck

when someone is so unattractive that they can literally chase the hungry dogs off a meat truck.

"Dude, that girl is so ugly she could chase hungry dogs off a meat truck."

by sugarqueen March 10, 2004

you don't have to be hungry to read the menu

A fitting term when you're checking someone out but you won't go for them.

Angelina: Look at Dan checking that dude out!
Tucker: I know right? Dan is like, ten years older than him.
Taylor: Who says Dan's going to make a move? You don't have to be hungry to read the menu..

by tayrocker November 4, 2009