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christmas hot dog

Half eaten carrot that's been left out for 5 days, very flexible. Probably a peice of chalk. Not to be mistaken for an actual hot dog.
"Wait, what's that?! Is that a Christmas Hot dog?!"

Cincinnati Hot Dog 

When you fuck your über driver in front of your dog
I gave her the ollllll Cincinnati hot dog and woody was shaking

Halfway Hot Dog

Cutting your penis down the middle from tip to halfway along the shaft to create two different child penises so you can bang two chicks at once.
Tom took threesomes to a whole new level with the halfway hot dog

Brown hot dog 

To leave a solid and sausage-shaped turd between the labia majora and in slight contact with the labia minora.
Janet got mad at me because i pulled a brown hot dog on her without letting her know in advance.

Sudanese Hot Dog

Big male member
Yo Chad, you got a Sudanese Hot Dog my guy.

HotDog Hot Dog 

A sentient being that is double just a hot dog and is triple a dog and is very tempatur(tongue roll please)raly hot. The more hots in its name the hotter it gets until it literally becomes the son of the son of the sun. Minnie Mouse are theres arch enemy. It's only weakness is a microwave. Mickey Mouse likes to stab them to make music. Only 6 HotDog Hot Dogs have ever been turned into the son of the son of the sun. The sun is sometimes referred to has the GrandDog Grand Dog as it is the hottest HotDog Hot Dog the world has ever seen. And you must really question, is the HotDog Hot Dog the Hot Dog, or is the you the son of the son of the GrandDog Grand Dog.
Hot Dog! That HotDog Hot Dog looks like a Hot Dog or a Dog if I've ever seen a HotDog Hot Dog or a Hot Dog or a Dog. The HotDog Hot Dog species is going extinct because of Minnie Mouse. They are also being enslaved my Mickey Mouse and are being forced to yelp music.