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Hay loser

Hay loser is someone who loses a race and gets a hay bale thrown at them.
Christian: Hay loser! Here's a hay bale.
Beth: Noooooo! *Gets hit by a hay bale*
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Bale of Hay

A man, usually Latino, that smashes White skinny women vagina (yea us Latino's are taking your pussycats away, which is why you all hate us so much) so violently that it makes their pussy lips look like bale of hay afterwards.
Man, the brother left her vagina looking like a bale of hay!
by Tortilla maker June 3, 2018
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Hay-gay

The local crust punk gay that lives in their van or uncles trailer that smells like piss and weed.
Hey mom can I go over to Mickie's, they're kinda hay-gay
by _.resur_rexxie._ August 21, 2022
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HAYS?

How about yourself?
Someone: what are you doing?
You: nothing, hays?
Someone: same here
by Shuabeezy August 25, 2022
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hay boy

a straw or hay clothed dummy you use to fake people out .....
I thought my roommate was already asleep in his room but then I went to invite him to this bitchin party and it turned out it was a hay boy in his bed !!!! damn he already went to the party without me !!!!
by cookin dat chow November 4, 2022
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hay boy

A false boy made of hay or straw, used as a substitution. Positioned where you would typically be located. Often used to sneak out to polka parties without your parents finding out.
"How am I gonna sneak out?"
"Don't worry, just leave a hay boy and they'll never find out."
by esruit November 4, 2022
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Hay

An alternative to spelling the word "Hey". Invented by a kindergartener who was falsely deemed as a terrible speller (received a 50 on his latest spelling test). Widely mistaken as a plant or grass used to feed animals.
"Hey Chuck, pass me that barrel of hay over there, will ya?"
"It's pronounced 'hay', you dope."
"What's the difference?"
"Use 'hay' next time you fucking idiot!"
Note: We have just been informed that Chuck is the same kindergartner that used this word, he was later put into an insane asylum. Tell him I said "Hay" for me.
by BobWade1234 April 24, 2022
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