post gym

1.) place to exercise on a military base
2.) place to loiter after working out

1.) "I'm heading over to the post gym at lunch"
2.) "Do they have the same things at Post gym that they have at the Après ski?"

by dcskeeler November 4, 2007

Gym

somewhere you will never go

you pass the gym to go to Burger King you fatass

by 5moos la 9edk March 11, 2024

Gym Bronytail

A ponytail sported by a gym bro.

His luscious locks were pulled into a gym bronytail, then he hit the bench.

by philosophically phorgetful December 22, 2023

gym

somewhere you need to go.

"The person reading this really needs to go to the gym to become cool" *insert zyzz*

by nuh uh. August 26, 2023

Gym Balls

When your sack has been through an intense workout or some sort of physical activity and now its at its full cheesiest.

“Damn, that was a great workout…. (Sits down and car and starts engine) goddamn smells like gym balls in here.”

by Streezydapreacher November 30, 2021

my gym assistant

An innovative company that offers advanced software and electronic system solutions for Sports and Health centers.

My Gym Assistant is an innovative company that offers advanced software and electronic system solutions for Sports and Health centers.

by mcelikx November 22, 2021

cancel gyms

A term used by 300-pound individuals who claim they are "healthy fat people", who think gyms are fatphobic. In reality, they just use it as an excuse to eat Nikocado-tier Mukbangs every day.

Me: Man I want an 8-pack.
Fat girl: Omg, I can't believe it, cancel gyms!

by Deadboydoor517 February 18, 2023