My Gym Partner's A Monkey

The most boring excuse for a show that the new producers at Cartoon Network could make out of their small brains. Kid at an animal school, WHO GIVES A DAMN! O, Cartoon Network, where hast thou placeth Dexter's Lab?

Me: *after hearing My Gym Partner's A Monkey intro song for 19th time* ARGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!

My Gym Partner's A Monkey by DudeWho'sJustABitNuts August 10, 2006

My Gym Partner's A Monkey

Why I stopped watching Cartoon Network.

"My Gym Partner's A Monkey"...who gives a shit?

My Gym Partner's A Monkey by Some idiot who thinks you are gay October 7, 2006

Nigger Gym 

A single weight bench strategically placed in the front yard or on the porch, surrounded by a handful of big swull niggers, a ghetto-ass sound system, and a gang of smaller niggers on the porch drinking 40s and slangin yayo. What a great fucking idea. Get crunk and huge while hustling niggers for cheeseburgers in your front yard. No rediculous gym fees. No commute. The downside - nigger gyms have resulted in untold numbers of white kids getting their fucking asses beat by niggasaurus rex's.

Ice Cube has a state of the art nigger gym in the movie Friday

Nigger Gym by Niggasaurus Rex October 24, 2007

jungle-gym fever

A person of age who is dating someone who not only is a lot younger, but is underage-- really, really, awkwardly underage. Derived from Jungle fever.

Greg's got jungle-gym fever. Gross.

jungle-gym fever by Monkepotamus October 26, 2007

Finishing up at the gym 

'Finishing up at the gym' when you are on a work trip and you are masturbating in your hotel room and your work colleges ask where you are, you respond "I'm finishing up at the gym"

Yeah Dan, I'm just finishing up at the gym. I'll be down in about 20 minutes. And then you think to yourself shit I got to finish up and clean up quickly

Finishing up at the gym by Dave and Dan in Singapore February 16, 2023

Fat Kid At The Gym 

A term used for something that doesn't work, just like a fat kid at the gym.

Dude, my cellphone is being a fat kid at the gym right now, it just won't work.

Fat Kid At The Gym by Quade999 September 6, 2009

The Post Gym Pump 

When you go to the gym and get temporarily get bigger after your workout, just to go back to your normal size.

You (post gym): "man I'm so pumped after that workout, I'm freaking huge!"

Your body: "you just have the post gym pump. This is what you could look like, but... you won't actually look like that in about 30 min"

The Post Gym Pump by Tuckleberry August 29, 2019