I Guess Me Moment

to "father" a child/children that you are not biologically related to because the woman does not know the birth father or want to be "involved" with the father....and she looks towards another man to claim as the next best thing

friend: hey man you know them kids ain't yours so why do you stay??
You: because I love her
friend: who do you think gone raise all those fucking kids bro?
You: Well dawg...I guess me??
friend: you dumbass mothafucka lol this is a "I Guess me Moment bro"

by K87 November 20, 2009

Gage Gresham

A name for someone who has a hard on for anything technological from before the 2000’s. Usually carries around things like “floppy disk cameras” or “windows XP laptops” with them at all times to show off to their 1 friend.

“Why is his lap top thicker than his arm? He must be a Gage Gresham.”

by Totally not your friend March 1, 2018

I guesssss

a way to express your confusion in a sarcastic manner, very useful in any type of conversation

Grace: Yo Roomi, what happened to that mans from the ends
Roomi: he got one look at me and knew he couldn't handle it, I guessssss

by CNOTE3112 October 10, 2018

You guessed her, Chester

An ancient term used to describe when someone guesses something correctly. An older and more white version of bitch you guessed it.

Daquan: did u go to the movies with Jarmarius’ sister yesterday?
Brad: you guessed her, Chester!

by ALLUHAKBAR47 November 10, 2018

Brainy Guess

When you don't know the answer to a question, but you feel like you need to make up an answer that kind of makes sense without giving a blatantly wrong or wild one. Common in smart kids and nowhere to exist in idiots.

Ah man, I ran our of time on the quiz since for the last question, I wanted to give a brainy guess.

by willywonkaboi May 29, 2019

i guess moment

An i guess moment is used when its not really a yes question but not a no so you just say i guess, an agreement

"i don't want to go to school even though its the last day of school"

"i guess" - this is what you would call an "i guess moment"

by chxrry3 February 25, 2021

julia guessford

this bitch thats kinda .......

hey you look like julia guessford

by pooponmybuttlol June 4, 2021