German

adj a person who was either born in Germany, has acquired German citizenship or was born to German parents; a term used to describe a person that displays stereotypical German characteristics such as exactness, accuracy, correctness, organization, cleanliness, planning, self discipline, extensive world knowledge, love of travel, distaste for sexism or racism, multilingual capacity, and unnatural humour.

David: Wow, can you believe Hans goes to sleep at exactly 10:00 PM every night and wakes up at 5:00 AM to go jogging?

Rudy: Obviously, he's German.

by reptheother December 28, 2007

German Roulette

The act of jacking off while spinning in circles rapidly, and shooting a nut somewhere in your house, and leaving it for someone else to find.

Sally: God damnit Ted, why is there semen on the television?

Ted: I was playing German roulette and thats where it landed.

Sally: You're a fuck tard.

by Nateba April 10, 2009

German Candle

A racial epithet referring mainly to Jewish people.

However, it could also be referenced to the other people the Nazi's incinerated, including but not limited to political opponents, gypsies, homosexuals, handicapped persons/retards, Jehovah's Witnesses, etc.....

Adolf: "Hey Josef, the power's out again, it's cold in here"

Josef: "Don't worry Adolf, we just need to light a few German Candles to keep warm"

by Buster Heighman August 31, 2009

Stefani Germanotta

Lady Gaga's real name and in my honest opinion a more talented individual who sang from her heart and not the Brillo Pads she ate to get her new voice.And the way she dressed before she sold her soul for fame and fortune.

Person 1:ZOMG Lady Gaga is the best right?!

Person 2:Well I don't really like her,but Stefani Germanotta was incredible.

Person 1:Who?

Person 2:*sigh*...

by The Rebels die Young June 24, 2010

Germany

A very respective, but under appreciated country. They have great culture, fine arts, beer (just appealing to the rednecks, here) and awesome cars. Hitler wasn't born in germany, either. He was born in austria. Most of the nazis were under aged teenagers too afraid to fight for the allies. Many were drafter under force against their will. So before you blame germany being a bad country stop to think, we have been in more than 20 seperate wars as a country less then 400 years old. I believe germany has been in 10, maybe less. They have been dated back to medevil times.
Deutschland ist fur den sieg!

How can germany be blamed for what their ancestors did?

by doctordull August 29, 2010

German Lopez

A smarmy little dipshit who speaks out of turn regarding topics about which he has no information.

The German Lopez is known to post large quantities of inane chatter on internet message forums.
See also: wanker

by Dilapidated Quadriped March 3, 2004

German Sandwich

Three men, connected crotch to butt.

Wow, De Sade was really into the German Sandwich, huh?

by Paraclete September 11, 2010