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Blow Dry My Grapes

1. A woman giving a man oral sex and kissing his testicles. Not to be confused with the Montana term of Eating Rocky Mountain Oysters.

2. After a shower using a hair dryer to dry out your own testicles. This is a method used in damp climates to keep crotch rot to a minimum.

3. After a shower using the hair dryer to dry your balls because that is the most intimate fun you have had in the last 18 months.
My woman has some unusual and exciting tricks. During our kayaking trip in Morro Bay, while walking the sand dunes on the spit, she offered to blow dry my grapes. After that sunny, and gritty, experience I, Black Bart Roberts, have trouble going back to the modest comfort and joy of the Posturpedic Missionary position.
by Black Bart Roberts October 1, 2008
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grape

What the grapist does to children, most often, in the mouth.

Popularized by the hilarious youtube video by the Whitest Kids U Know (WKUK), the grapist grapes children. It is in fact what he does.
1. Grapes the kids

2. Open wide kids, cuz I am going to grape you in the mouth.

3. "Not that girl, she is totally asking for it."
"WHAT?"
"Look at her, she is begging to get graped."
"Look at what she is wearing."
"Look at what she is wearing?!?!"
"It's purple."

4. A grape whistle really

5. OK! When I finish graping you I am going to go upstairs and grape your mother and father and then I am going to take your whole family down to the basement and grape you for decades and decades and decades.

6.I'm going to tie you to the radiator and grape you.

7. The Grapist, that's his name?

8. "Grape them"... "Its sounds to me like... he is going... to rape them"
by the_grapist November 7, 2009
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Grape Juice

Refers to desirable high school girls who have not yet been tainted by American Universities where they will gain 24 pounds on Natural Light, and will don only their University sweat pants, even to weddings.

Grape Juice is often pleasing to look at, but rarely to engage in a serious relationship with, as at the end of the day they will still be wearing Uggs, and saying things like "The Administration is a great band".

It's like a few years ago, when all the wine grapes went bad. Everyone stopped drinking wine and started drinking grape juice.
"Holy goo, she's attractive"
"Yeah dude, but she's grape juice"

Guy: "I'm so excited to be going to Daytona this spring!"
Girlfriend: "Ugh. Grape Juice city..."
by GalaxyBoner May 13, 2010
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bum grapes

Another word to add to the colection of Weebl and Bob wierd words. Others include Bum Clouds Bum Hats among others.
by SkuM001 February 2, 2004
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Bum Grape

While squeezing out a hot fresh cinnimon roll, you descover a rather large hemeroid has jumped ship and a visit to the local GP is in order.
Honey!!! fetch some towels my bum grape is paying me another visit!!!
by JP Jeremy October 7, 2008
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