Grandmothered In

Used to describe the phenomenon where a middle aged or older man continues to stay with his wife despite the fact that if he were single, he wouldn’t give a second look to women his wife’s age. From the wife’s perspective, she has effectively become grandmothered in.

“I should have never left him. Sure he wasn't perfect, but now I’m stuck dating these viejos. I didn’t realize that I was grandmothered in.”

by funky ls September 3, 2010

go fuck your grandmother

something you say when you're really pissed

go fuck your grandmother

ok i will motherfucker

by stupidassedbastard October 21, 2015

grandma friend

the extremely generous friend who is willing to pay more than there fair share for meals, gives great gifts, and will smoke you down whenever.

grandma friend

by johnathy dongle September 1, 2017

Ghetto Grandma

A woman under the age of 35 who is a grandma.

Those daytime bitches on the treadmills are all ghetto grandmas. they come to the gym for free childcare while their daughters are in highschool.

by wordwolfe October 26, 2010

grando

a single line of cocaine

"hey i know you got a grando hidden away for me!!"

by Sarah Emmick February 29, 2008

Gandom

'Gandom' can be used to mean a rave or party, or it is a synonym of the word "Mosh Pit".

phrase 1: "How was the Gandom?"
phrase 2: "I'm going to this gig tonight and apparently the Gandom is amazing."

by wotzagwarning January 16, 2011

Grandma

Short for the liquor shot Grand Marnier.

I can't get the taste of Grandma out of my mouth.

by Ryrob May 13, 2005