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governors

A pair of boobs. Nipple must show through summer wear.
Wow, great governors! Makes me want to give her a monkey face.
by Sasa Bonsum July 11, 2006
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government cheese

A lazy and over-paid public-sector bureaucrat whose work ethic is the bane of his/her private sector peers. A poster child for government inefficiency who usually gloats about their twenty minute coffee breaks to discuss where to take their two-hour lunches. Also known to call while you are hard at work to tell you that they are “drinking wine on the government dime.” Government subsidized slackery.
I work hard for my cheddar, but Danny—who sets around all day surfing the net, sending chain emails, or looking up and forwarding stupid slang from urbandictionary.com—is just Government Cheese.
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government

people who pass unconstitutional laws that rape my rights like the assholes who invented property tax. No one has actually owned property in 100 years! If you don't pay your property tax (rent to assholes in washington) the government assholes take your property away, sell it to other assholes, and do something gay with the money. traitors and assholes alike!
the government assholes who invented property tax are those fucking socialists the same assholes who gave us "temporary" income tax, fucking welfare, and allowed assholes in banks to invent money to lend but keep the real money profits. bank assholes who mismanage the imaginary money spread the loss around to people with jobs or assets and pocket the real money again. treasonous assholes.
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Government Sneeze.

An error made by a government body or individual.
John Kerry made a government sneeze when he voted for the war but didn't vote to fund it. John Kerry is one big government sneeze.
by DirtySanchez919 October 20, 2004
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Government Guinea Pigs

CCCS skool rock band. started in 2004, ends on judgement day
by raskal May 18, 2004
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governator

A ruthless cyborg killing machine (Schwarzenegger) created by SkyNet (Republican Party). SkyNet will send this killer cyborg back in time to kill our founding fathers before they can write our Constitution that gives rights to every American.
Listen. Understand. That Terminator is out there. It can't be reasoned with, it can't be bargained with...it doesn't feel pity of remorse or fear... and it absolutely will not stop. Ever. Until you are dead.
by Pigeon McNugget October 8, 2003
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govered

to get ripped off, fucked over, tricked into doing something, often due to a female advance or promise of something
James: "Hey man, I ended up doing Susan's homework for her - just 'cause she winked at me."
Bruce: "Ha ha, man, you got govered!"
by johnpiert June 13, 2012
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