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Government

A system which we the people have socially accepted to take our well earned money and spend it on politicians or in other words a waste of your time
You: Hey Fred how’s it hanging?

Fred: Not well the Government took half my paycheck
by Libertarian113 May 5, 2020
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government coupons

It’s part of girl math; it’s cash, however if you buy something with “government coupons” it voids the cost of the item, making it “free”
I bought this candy bar with “government coupons, therefore this candy bar was free
by CLange November 23, 2023
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Government GangGang

Cosplay wannabe gangland poser “human” gang members who are using government resources to live action role-play (LARP) “gangsterville” in real life (IRL) - consequently, the essence of an oxymoron; hence, the “government gang” loyal only to government aka snitch-sets
Third-Eye Inspector Eye Gadget:
“YOOO BIGG *cough* (NSA/FBI/CIA) *cough* triple OG Mac Grandaddy grab the govt money/weapons cuz we about to hit the streets and ‘play GOVERNMENT GangGang!’”

Street King of Food Stamps:
“Let’s witness the street gospels about street jesus with these gats and govt black hats no cap!”
by RunnerUpp February 20, 2024
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Government Sanctioned Weaponized Femboy

United States government sanctioned effeminate boys, used for military operation and/or civilian pleasure
"Do you want a government sanctioned weaponized femboy?"

"YES."
by Ziad Lyon June 22, 2024
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The role of government

According Ben Shapiro the role of government is to protect HIM. Protect his religion. Protect his stuff from the rabble. Protect his stuff and religion from foreigners. Ha! Governmommy!
Hym "The role of government is to protect Ben. That's it. That's his entire thing. Protect his kids from SEEING a tranny of anything that might make them question their religious presuppositions. Protect HIM from getting his stuff taken (But OBVIOUSLY not ME, HYM, But HIM instead of me (because my stuff is being taken)). Keep people who might change how the government works from EXCLUSIVELY PROTECTING HIM to something else. I mean, the shit-libs just want to replace religion use it as a tool to force people to behave how they want them to behave. Just as bad but stoll better than the religion."
by Hym Iam March 7, 2024
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Government Blues

When The Government Gets Caught Lying To The People And The Queen Gets Involved.
Flora:Have You Seen The News Last Night?
Gregg:Yeah, Government Blues…
by HolidayGuy July 21, 2021
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government job

Unofficial task done in the workplace. Common abbreviation: G-job. Origin: during WWII, some sensitive tasks were given directly to a worker, and his supervisor might not be authorized to know exactly what it was. Thus the response when the supervisor questions what appears to be personal work done on company time: "it's government work."
Hey Tim, you're not scheduled to be running the lathe today, what are you working on? Just a little "government job".
by chamolm June 10, 2024
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