Samuel E. Gordon

A name reserved for the gloriest of men. Considered a compliment in certain places.

"Wow, that guy's reaching some SEG(Samuel E. Gordon) levels of cool"

by samuraishmoo February 23, 2019

Gordon

Gordon meaning sexist man alive

If he a Scorpio

He all ways right never wrong

It’s Gordon be more like Gordon

He’s a Gordon wow

by Gpjh November 2, 2023

Nicholas Uriah Gordon

God

When Nicholas Uriah Gordon pulled out his fat, 9 inch, tattooed cock and started fucking my tight wet pussy, I came several times before he slid into my ass. Jesus Christ I truly believe I just found God!

by Nicholas Uriah Gordon August 22, 2023

Gordon Park

A place of congregation for those who abuse substances in the metropolitan area. A place designated for such divine living in which adolescents and other participants partake in activities in which they intake substances that alters their perception of reality.

Can we go to Gordon park?

Gordon park?

by Stoff_Daddy January 16, 2022

flesh gordon

A game whereupon a piece of gammon is placed on a females face. A hole is then created so that the penis can be inserted into her mouth. You then have to cum before she finishes eating the surrounding meat.

I can't believe your mum beat me at flesh gordon last night.

by Excited Barry January 22, 2016

Super Shea Gordon

Shea Gordon’s the ultimate shagger

All other midfielders have huge posters of him on their wall as he is the ultimate sex master

Recce Cole is excluded from this as he is a shagger as well

Kenny Miller: omg its Shea Gordon

Gordon:ah yes it is you mr Miller

Miller: I wish I was as good as you

Gordon: you are a old man now shut your mouth

A super Shea Gordon is a true shagger

by The ultimate shagger January 4, 2020