Gomper

According to "bisto" adverts, it would appear to be a word related to "gomping" however, with further insinuations of being butt ugly...

"... her mam's a proper gomper..."

by Quimper December 17, 2003

Gaper

Adjective. A male or female who would rather stare at the scenery then ride (ski or snowboard) the hill. Gapers can cause congestion at crucial intersections and sometimes get dealt with accordingly.

"Did you see me spray those gapers with snow back there?"

by Sickter6 February 6, 2013

gomer pyle

When having sex with a woman while wearing a baseball cap, the man turns his baseball cap 45 degrees to the left, squats over the woman's stomach, defecates, and says “SHAZAM”!! (Now that’s a Gomer Pile.)

I took a girl home last night and while engaging in intercourse, I pulled out, and performed a Gomer Pyle. She kicked me out.

by KevinC256 March 8, 2007

gooper

A Mystical Being, not unlike a ma but it uses it's force for good, rather than evil. it is the human race's only weapon against the ma culture.
No much is known about this mystical being, other than it's 'R' shaped body and it tentative knack for being both mystical, and resembling some sort of being.

Quick - release the Goopers

We'll get you Ma's, us, and our Goopers!

by Dr. Tubb April 11, 2004

GoPro

A camera that looks like shit covers in a piece of plastic that the GoPro company charges up to a bazillion gillion dollars for.

I just bought a GoPro!

by JohnnyCock2234 July 12, 2011

gopher in the hole

when you have to poo and its starting to come out your ass and it goes in and out and you have to squeeze it with your ass cheeks

morgan: i just gophered

Jessica: you mean gopher in the hole

Morgan: sorry man i got it on your wall

by jdnyo February 14, 2009

Gomper

Someone who never shuts the fuck up.

Person 1: Ooooohhhhh my Gooooooddddd I hate that girl who sits next to me in AUDIO VIDEO PRODUCTION.

Person 2: Really now? Why's that, old sport?

Person 1: Because she's such a damn gomper!

by Ian Reiyn March 5, 2011