Typically young, 15-21 year old male who wears a hooded sweatshirt and often walks or stands with his hood up and hands in pockets, where he is almost always clutching a short barreled handgun. Super goons enjoy small caliber, .380 or .22. Super goons are often selectively mute, they utter short phrases at most and certainly NEVER talk to police under any circumstances, even under interrogation. They are nocturnal and extremely elusive- can often appear or disappear into the darkness with ease. Often the culprit behind crime spikes in cities, a super goon may be the last person you see in your life, if you have cheated the wrong person
This dude Andre sold me lean that turned out to be shampoo, he won’t enjoy his hustle for long- I’ve got my super goons parked on his street
by Jiiiimboo June 28, 2021
by dimitri III September 14, 2020
an individual who is truly a wicked wrongdoer. They are widely regarded as an embodiment of sinisterness and evil.
by ibohammed eshak October 21, 2021
You strap a series of goon sacks together (the silver bag that holds the wine in boxed wine) so that it looks like an udder. It provides you with ease of consumption. Warning it will likely involve you lying in a gutter, covered in your own vomit and crying about your ex.
After my break up with Cori I really need to just make a goon udder and slowly give myself liver cancer, because a nice life is no longer an option for me.
by Socks22 July 15, 2017
Garvey: Where’s Marvey?
Greer: He’s prestige gooning in his goon chamber.
Garvey: Wow, he must goon so hard.
Greer: He’s prestige gooning in his goon chamber.
Garvey: Wow, he must goon so hard.
by tomatoBhutan April 26, 2023
a cheap exploit used to refer to a wide reciever playing kicker on the ncaa football series.Ofter before this kick the player will shout the goon is back for a warnig that there about to goon kick you. made famous by adi cards
hey jim why does it look like hes trying to goon kick me.player in background shouts the goon is back" oh shit" says jim.
by shiskobob April 26, 2012
by shesparalytic October 26, 2018