Gobblegasm

When you stick your dick in a turkeys ass, then cut its head off, then it all flops around all crazy making you cum.

Hey cleatus i just fucked this turkey in the cornhole and had me a killer gobblegasm. huuyukkkk

by TurkeyGobbler January 8, 2009

gobblecock

giving head to your boyfriend after thanksgiving dinner and making a sound like a turkey when coming up for air.

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by xfixi8 January 26, 2010

chod gobbler

One who gobbles, or devours, chod.

Man, Ed is chod gobbler, he gobbles miles of chod, that's a lot of dick

by snmdbc February 8, 2007

gobblesmack

The overwhelming feeling you get when you realised you messed up.

"OH GOBBLESMACK I FORGOT MY WALLET"

by el.mingo June 8, 2020

Rusty Goblet of Fire

A Rusty Goblet of Fire is when your having anal sex with a girl/guy and right when your about to cum you stick it in their mouth then grab their hair and yank their head back causing them to gargle the cum in mouth.

*** You must be a redhead (firecrotch) and be having butt sex in order for this to be considered the Rusty Goblet of Fire.

Gee wiz Ron, I think I got tetanus from that Rusty Goblet of Fire you gave me last night.

by Harry Ilikeitinthebut July 9, 2010

Hog-gobbler

A woman or man who sleeps with a married man, to break up his marriage.

Christina Metheny what is a hog-gobbler? I'm am

by Rawr and stuff March 31, 2017

ball gobbler

One who loves to take the testacles of another and deeply gargle and tounge bathe at whim. Usually a dumpster donkey or mouth hooker.

God, Madonna is such a ball gobbler

by G rizle January 23, 2009