Goofy Goober

When you get pulled over at 9 in the morning on a saturday with meth in your car

“Dawg i just got arrested for possession of meth” “Man, you’re such a goofy goober”

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Someone who is squishy, yellow, short, a moron, and has holes more than 2, take a chance ;)

Buford: Now that is a real Goofy Goober.
Guy: Look at how many holes..

by passionate arson September 25, 2021

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grungeny goober

a term used to describe any old man or woman's genitals

at the retirement home's aerobics class, the trainer projectile vomitted because so many grungeny goobers were visible

by lumi_kuma March 10, 2010

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Super racist term for half-Asians.

Your mom is asian and your dad is white, you are a goobering

by Person881 December 13, 2023

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A compliment term to basically someone who is fresh af and pulls bitches without even trying

Goddamn John, that Gucci belt made you into a real saucy goober

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A silly willy person/an alternative for goofy

Alex: I can’t stand wearing pants

Me: Bruh you a goober munch fr

by Memow.143 January 01, 2024

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When you and your crush are both dumb and y’all both know it

by Pimp daddy 621 April 30, 2020

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