golf

a sport that goes for along time

it takes 9 hours to play golf

by piggy 12345 July 3, 2019

Golf Merchant

Someone who plays Golf and hits the range repeatedly because they recently have become obsessed with Golf and all they can think about is Golf.

Friend 1: I just got us a tee time for tomorrow, we are going to hit the range the next day, and then try to play another round on Sunday. You in?
Friend 2: Golf Merchant... but yes I'm in.

by Golf Merchant July 14, 2024

Facebook Golf

Played by friending attractive people you have recently met in person. Score determined by number of mutual friends.

Like traditional golf, the lower the score the better. Par depends on gender, age, and location.

"I have zero mutual friends with Rebecca from Saturday night - Facebook Golf hole in one!"

by Lightning Danger W. October 18, 2011

United Golf Team

The best golf team in the entire Monmouth area, led by a team of sexy men.

Person 1: Bro I heard the United Golf Team is insane this year.

Person 2 : Yeah, and I heard the team members are extremely sexy.

by LightingMcQueenNeedsPotassium October 29, 2021

Turkey on a Golf Course

A Turkey on a Golf Course is when you unzip your pants and take your balls out, leaving your dick inside your pants. This usually occurs after someone has either failed miserably at the round, or has done very well.

"Hey John, look! There's a Turkey on a Golf Course!"
"Dude put your balls away, someone will see them."

by Gary23 October 22, 2022

Go golf yourself

Jump in a hole.

Golf ? Go golf yourself !

by Easyphaee July 3, 2019

Golf Clash

A game that says “Perfect Shot!” Even though the shot was shitty

Golf Clash: “Perfect Shot!”
Grandpa: “Shut up, that shot was shitty”

by GolfClashHater May 31, 2021