The girls are so ugly at Stanford, you ain't gettin' no play unless you put on the Stanford goggles and take what you can get!
That cracka is really scraping the bottom of the barrel with that bitch...Stanford goggles to the extreme!
by Nick D February 7, 2003
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Likened to the adolescent "Hairy Tea Bag"; wearing "San Fransico goggles" not only includes the sinus rest place of a hairy linebacker's nutsack, but also causes temporary blinding and an olfactory system shutdown when one's eyesocket is rammed into another man's asshole.
After drinking more than 20 (but less than 40)Lagavulins, I woke up in a primered El Camino wearing some sweat infested, brown rimmed San Francisco goggles.
by Garry Glakameatman March 3, 2008
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Get the Arabian Goggles mug.When a guy who's normally ugly, or a huge douchebag, or otherwise unappealing starts to look that damn good because you want his dick that badly. It's probably not even good dick, or he doesn't know to use it, you just crave it because you know the guy's willing to let you have it. Of course, you're regretting it as soon as you both walk through the door of your bedroom.
C: I cannot believe I fucked David. But DAMN I was so horny for his little chode.
K: You had your dick goggles on, didn't you?
K: You had your dick goggles on, didn't you?
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Get the Gogeta mug.When a man seems really attractive, simply by virtue of having a beard. Usually this pertains to people who otherwise are nothing special to look at.
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