Geoffery Patterson

Geoffery Patterson is a fat guy that has no life, works a 9-5 job at 7-11. No wife or girlfriend. Sits and home and plays with his cat all day.

“Hey you seen that fat guy?”
“Yeah it’s Geoffery Patterson.”

by PassiveMonkeyGuy November 3, 2021

GOFF

GOFF, or G.O.F.F is an abbreviation of "Go Out For Fucking". To GOFF is to go out for the sole purpose of laying pipe, or getting piped, nothing else. GOFF is pronounced similarly to "goof".

Friend_1: "So do you usually go out to party? Or..."
Friend_2: "Nope, I only GOFF!"

by MARSON XDD September 15, 2021

Geffen

No guy has a penis bigger than Geffen. He is the most handsome man in the world. If you meet a Geffen, make sure to keep him close and don't let go of him for he will make your life better. He's not good in conversations with strangers, but when you get to know him it's obvious he was meant to be in your life.

Yo bro, is that three-legged Geffen over there?

by WizardOfOzzyOsbourne November 21, 2021

Gokfer

Also known as a Langley

That Gokfer is a bit of a twat

by Tester1 January 23, 2022

Goff in the Chat.

Choff in the gat. In other words, when your autocorrect corrects “Gotchya” into “Goff in the Chat” And your friend spends hours trying to decipher what you are saying.

Andy - “Let me know if you want to go to the movies!”
Liam - “Ahh, Goff in the chat.”
Andy - “ What the fuck did you just say to me?”

by Cap.eth February 2, 2022

goofenstanken

A verb that can be substituted for anything. Or a noun. Goofenstanken is a word for anything. It has German roots.

A goofenstanken and his chicken.

I must goofenstanken to find my phone.

by goofenstanky December 29, 2021

Gaffer Dazzle

Gaffer: a boss or team leader
Dazzle: to impress and misdirect

To mystify and impress one’s superiors to believe you are performing important and difficult work, only to be slacking off and enjoying some relaxation at the office.

Coworker: “wow, the boss was really impressed with the financial reports that were auto generating on your computer when he walked past”

You: “Na, it’s just the screen saver I put on while I’m sitting on the shitter wasting company time. I can do a quality gaffer dazzle”

by Hackpwn April 9, 2022