Golden Handshake

When you shake a man's hand and each of you unzip mid-handshake and consummate the union of joined hands with a hearty urination on and around the hands and forearms. This is the highest form of respect and a sign of good faith for a future business or political relationship.

John entered the boardroom and was met by Brian from Memphis Corp. Brian wanted to make sure John knew he was serious about the future business relationship so he unzipped and bore his penis while offering his hand and gave John a proper Golden Handshake. John followed suit and extended his penis towards the union of hands and made it a reciprocated golden handshake.

by Big Lud the Stud May 20, 2014

golden enema

When you're fucking a girl up the ass and piss in it

Ohhh yeah ohhh yeah
ahhh... that was refreshing

by NateDoGG January 27, 2005

golden star

A lesbian who has never been penetrated by a man.

Jenna is a golden star, no way she's gonna let you stick it to her!

by Jonas808 May 9, 2008

golden boy

The person whom appears to have an untarnished record of any kind. Most people considered a "golden boy" actually do have many flaws and are not what they appear.

That fucker is such a golden boy...

by James the God of Knowledge August 30, 2005

Gede

Normally used as a middle name or 'nick name'. Abreviated form of the name 'Gerard'. Gede's are very funny, good looking males who are very smart and have alot of friends and a great sense of humour. They are great at all sports that involve land. eg, sprinting, boxing, but not as strong off the land. eg, swimming, rock climbing. They usually have a large penis and are commonly Gemini's.

"Did you see Gede who won all the track events at the sports carnival? I saw him in the shower, he was a horse! His penis could choke a small mammal!" He was so funny, he started doing 'the helicopter' with his dick.

by parra eels March 7, 2009

Goldee

Louisiana rapper known for his "brutal truth" style. Whether on a hard hitting gangsta track or a soft edged R & B song, Goldee’s lyrics take the listeners on an emotional ride through thug life, sometimes harsh, sometimes heartfelt, but always the truth. His latest CD "Hustle High, Hat Low" is quickly becoming a street favorite.

Main, Ya erd dat new tune by Goldee?

Yea - dats on fiya!!!

by DJ Nihil December 22, 2006

Golden Coma

when you have been urinated on by a drunken friend after a night on the town

last night i saw some poor guy in a golden coma

by Lenny15Prez December 11, 2008