Maybe the we are friendly, repent our past und make good stuff. But we are suffering from our bullshit government and we hate each other.
Bavarian: I wish Bavaria would become an unique country so I don't have to see these idiots from above anymore.
German politican: I get a lot of money for sleeping in the Bundestag. What a fucking great job! But now I will continue forbidding the internet, because I don't know what it is - so it has to disappear.
German punk: When we see a crowd of neo-nazis we count them first and if there's only one guy more we run away. And we like a lot of beer.
German neo-nazi: When we see a crowd of punks we count them first and if there's only one guy more we run away. And we like a lot of beer.
German metalhead: Man, I hate casting shows, so where is the next Manowar concert?
German emo: I only look like this because it's modern. Cool, huh?!
German hiphop-fan: I am a real hardcore gangster. People laugh at me, but I don't know why...I'm so sad.
German mainstreamer: Everybody who doesn't look like me is freaky.
German Apple-fanboy: I like every band which starts with "The" and to wear scarfs the whole damn year.
German liberal: I love every country out there, and Germany makes me sick!
Me: omg
German politican: I get a lot of money for sleeping in the Bundestag. What a fucking great job! But now I will continue forbidding the internet, because I don't know what it is - so it has to disappear.
German punk: When we see a crowd of neo-nazis we count them first and if there's only one guy more we run away. And we like a lot of beer.
German neo-nazi: When we see a crowd of punks we count them first and if there's only one guy more we run away. And we like a lot of beer.
German metalhead: Man, I hate casting shows, so where is the next Manowar concert?
German emo: I only look like this because it's modern. Cool, huh?!
German hiphop-fan: I am a real hardcore gangster. People laugh at me, but I don't know why...I'm so sad.
German mainstreamer: Everybody who doesn't look like me is freaky.
German Apple-fanboy: I like every band which starts with "The" and to wear scarfs the whole damn year.
German liberal: I love every country out there, and Germany makes me sick!
Me: omg
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