Skip to main content

germany

Maybe the we are friendly, repent our past und make good stuff. But we are suffering from our bullshit government and we hate each other.
Bavarian: I wish Bavaria would become an unique country so I don't have to see these idiots from above anymore.
German politican: I get a lot of money for sleeping in the Bundestag. What a fucking great job! But now I will continue forbidding the internet, because I don't know what it is - so it has to disappear.
German punk: When we see a crowd of neo-nazis we count them first and if there's only one guy more we run away. And we like a lot of beer.
German neo-nazi: When we see a crowd of punks we count them first and if there's only one guy more we run away. And we like a lot of beer.
German metalhead: Man, I hate casting shows, so where is the next Manowar concert?
German emo: I only look like this because it's modern. Cool, huh?!
German hiphop-fan: I am a real hardcore gangster. People laugh at me, but I don't know why...I'm so sad.
German mainstreamer: Everybody who doesn't look like me is freaky.
German Apple-fanboy: I like every band which starts with "The" and to wear scarfs the whole damn year.
German liberal: I love every country out there, and Germany makes me sick!
Me: omg
by good-old-manalishi January 9, 2008
mugGet the germany mug.

German

Well, I can't define this because I'm Justin Bieber!
Person 1 : What's your opinion about the Germans?
Justin Bieber : wat? who r germans? r dey sum kind of germs?
by Death616 June 27, 2010
mugGet the German mug.

German weatherman

An extremely good looking male or female. Normally used by annoying people from girls schools who say random alot.
Oh my gosh, Jim is a German weatherman. Random!
by 169% CúlaBúla May 16, 2006
mugGet the German weatherman mug.

Germany

No joke, Germany's like the best country. The drinking Age is 16, they have great beer, good weed (since germanys next to holland) and badass clubs. Parents aren't as bitchy as in america. Even school's better. No fucking cameras, no ID's, no cops and drug dogs and shit. And kids still behave better. oh yea, and you get out at 1.15 !
guy: dude, germany the best fucking place in the world !

me: righttt, bro
by slimthuggapimpin August 6, 2011
mugGet the Germany mug.

German Tight Rope

A term created during a PTFO livestream. PTFO stands for play the fucking objective. A german tight rope is when a man poops in a line and a girl drags her vagina across it.
Want to do the German tight rope, baby?
Yeah!
by German tight rope walker July 24, 2012
mugGet the German Tight Rope mug.

Germanottaphobia

If Lady Gaga music videos freak you out, you might have Germanottaphobia.
by erjay April 19, 2010
mugGet the Germanottaphobia mug.

There's a German in your computer

When your PC crashes, and you don't know why.
Dave: Why the hell won't my PC load up?
Phil: There's a German in your computer, mate.
by Barry June 4, 2004
mugGet the There's a German in your computer mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email