guitarmony

Guitarmony - guitar harmonics, a song by the Speed Metal band HEATHEN

dude, thats a guitarmony!

by metalhusky August 28, 2011

Guitar hug

A hug over guitar between two musicians after an epic, badass performance.

Guy #1: That song with Dave Matthews and Marcus Mumford, that was insane!
Guy #2: The guitar hug was deserved at the end.

by LG543 May 18, 2014

Guitard

A male who owns a guitar only to impress girls.

Man, John only has a guitar to get girls. He's such a guitard.

by Commandman7 May 28, 2014

Guitar Hero

When you're jammin so hard the guitar accidentally gets stuck up your ass and you have to call your mom to get it out but she gets the guitar stuck up her ass too. Then you have have to call autistic midgets to get it out but they cant reach your ass.

Bro me and my mom had a guitar hero last night

by Window Licker 6 9 June 16, 2018

Guitar douche

When people nonstop talk and play guitar even when no one cares

Jake valladares is some times a guitar douche

by Mr stark July 15, 2018

Guitar position

When a guy (or girl) grabs a girl by the neck and uses the other hand to fiddle down the bottom, aka choking while fingering.

Guy 1: I did the Guitar position last night with my gf!
Guy 2: I better try that on mine as well.

by PurpleMagma205 July 19, 2020

Funk-Guitarin'

The obvious noise of someone nearby watching cheesey TV porn

"Oy Sam, I think Dave's Funk Guitarin' downstairs!"

by TMB June 17, 2003