Penis guitar

A penis that is typically found on people named Jontavious Q. Where when they jerk it makes melodies like a guitar.

I wish Toomp had a Penis guitar like Jontavious Q

by TOomp February 21, 2021

bass guitar

The lazy man's guitar, exatcly why it is so much better, basslines kick ass.

Alex: "I play Guitar, I am very good"
Mike: "I know you are, I play bass guitar, I am very good, but very lazy"
Alex: "Duh, the lazy man's guitar"
Greg: "I play drums"
Alex: "LETS START A BAND"
*everyone*: "YEAH"

by Miklus May 23, 2006

Guitar Queero

69 with a guitar of the same sex, also peanut butter and pacman is involved.

"i want a guitar queero with pacman and mrs. pacman, also blinky the blue ghost, now inky the red one, he's not good enough"

by Lance Hardwood February 2, 2008

dirty guitar

When a chick you picked up off some random place sucks your dick until you get a huge boner, then you stick it in her asshole to get it all dirty and shit, then she plays it as hard as she fucking can. my sluts can almost play Iron Man. They can't seem to get it right though.

Sup man. Got a dirty guitar last night, they're selling them at Guitar Center. Some slut gave me one for only $50. she played it real well too, and she taught me how to play Master of Puppets. I hear Lurhana does it with other guys.

by Cuntslut McTitsex October 10, 2007

Guitar Hero

An amazing video game that allows you to be in a virtual band (either solo or with companions) and also compete against famous guitarists.

Guitar Hero just absolutely rocks my world, like omgzzz.

by xxbecca March 31, 2009

Guitar Wanker

Also known as the Power Chord Rape, where a person continously plays power chords on there guitar. It also applies to Bass Players who just play the Root Notes, there known as, wait there not even known at all or even heard for that matter. He's just the guy jerking it in the back who wishes he had a significant effect on the band like Les Claypool (Primus) or Geezer Butler (Black Sabbath) did in there bands. ex. Bass player who's never heard- Any Mainstream "Rock" Band or "Punk" Band.
Though Guitar Wanking/Power Chord Rape can be okay at times, it is acceptable only if you add a kick ass guitar solo, or even a guitar solo for that matter to the song.
Guitar Wankers that I recommand listening to are:
Kurt Cobain- Nirvana
Greg Ginn- Black Flag
Steve Jones- Sex Pistols
Johnny Ramone- The Ramones
James Iha- Smashing Pumpkins

Those are just a few examples, I'd recommand Punk, Hardcore Punk or even some Rock Music. So I hope you enjoy there wanking.

Example of one of the good Guitar Wankers.

Guy: Dude! Dude! Listen to Kurt Cobain wank that Guitar!
Guy 2: Oh shit here comes the solo!
Guy: Oh my god! Kurt's guitar has reached orgasm.
Guy 2: I had an orgasm in my ears too!
Guy: ahhh geez... hmm, lets listen to some Megadeth now!
Guy 2: Jesus, we're music whores.
Guy: Well, its better than being a Justin Bieber whore.
Guy 2: Yeah true.

Note: Bands posted are friggen awesome.

by Pure Fun August 13, 2010

dentist guitar

The kind of guitar your dentist would play. Typically a repetitive, badly played, two chord "song"

I just couldn't get into the practicing tonight. All I could play was dentist guitar

by Bungalow Bill December 23, 2001