squirrel gripping

The act of holding tightly ones nuts, usually for a long duration. Primarily associated with occurring during masturbation.

"Bob couldn't hold a hammer today after a long night of squirrel gripping."

by Homer Szechual January 8, 2012

Two Grips

A grip is: n. a phrase used to express quantity; a large amount of something.

Two grips would be way more than one grip: an extremely large amount (approx. equivalent to a metric fuckton) often used as an exaggeration for alot of stuff

"Man this mac n cheese is so cheesy! You got all kinds a cheese up in this bitch!"

"Its because I put two grips of cheese in it!"

"Two grips of weed is a shitload more than one grip!"

by synaesthetic May 20, 2010

grip

A long time, especially when someone hasn't done something in a long time.

I haven't seen that dude in a grip. We used to sit out on his front porch and smoke black and milds every day.

by WWWillie September 26, 2005

Gorilla Grip

n. An adult who is unaware of their physical strength and subsequently breaks everything they touch.

You broke yet another glass Gorilla Grip!

Do not touch my things with your Gorilla Grip!

Don't let Gorilla Grip have it or it will be shattered in minutes.

by MorticiaKell October 27, 2010

Gorilla grip

When you’re smashing a chick from the back and stick your finger in her ass and she squeezes it

(Used in the Caribbean)

“She got that gorilla grip”

by Repoman 868 September 10, 2019

tooth gripping

When you pick up a cup, can, bottle ect. with your teeth instead of your hands.

"My hands we're full so I picked up my Cola can with my teeth, I was tooth gripping it"

by Curly_frie May 8, 2009

grip

To get high from marijuana

Hey, I am so gripped, I could eat anything right now. Or, man, I wish I had some grip,I can watch anything stupid and think it is the funniest thing I have ever seen!

by m January 13, 2004