mother grey goose

the one motherly girl amongst the group who can still take care of friends (hold hair while friend throws up, walk friend to the restroom to piss, make drinks, carry/walk friend, etc.) while being drunk herself and not being bothered by it at all.

Girl: I really hope I don't get drunk and stupid at that party tonight.

Boy: Don't worry Diana is gonna be there. She usually enjoys playing the role of Mother Grey Goose when we're out at parties.

by the original MGG July 19, 2009

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Earl grey cookie

and extremely hot cookie
hes a cookie of darkness
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pls one chance earl grey😍😍

me: "have you SEEN earl grey cookie??? Hes so hot!!!
kingdom only:"who tf is that"

by Earlgreyandadventurerr34 December 30, 2021

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grey ting specialist

a grey ting specialist or gts is an individual who specialises in the area of grey tings and has accumulated a multitude of grey tings.

Friend 1: You know that you’re a grey ting specialist

Friend 2: Nah i’m not
Friend 1: Bro you only link grey tings

by bigfidelcastro April 17, 2021

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Three Day Grey

i created this term, it means you go three days wearing three different grey shirts of any kind

person one: didnt she wore a grey shirt yesterday and day before too?

person two: yes thats three day grey

by anons15 April 5, 2021

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African grey bird

When a old lady with grey hair is jerking off two black guys.

Dude i walked in on my grandma African grey birding our two exchange students from Uganda.

by Wopbamboo August 6, 2021

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Fifty Spades of Grey

A spoof of Fifty Shades of Grey dedicated to teaching a manly man about spades and shovels for use in the yard. It's about infinitely manlier than FSoG and the movie is exclusive to men. Because let's get real here, yardwork is manly.

John: Hey, Joe, what're you reading?
Joe: Fifty Spades of Grey!
John: Ha, gay!
*Joe rips out a spade and beats John to death with it. He proceeds to take out another spade and bury John with it.*
Joe: MANLINESS POWERS, AWAY!
*Joe flies away*

by No Derps March 8, 2015

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