Gentleman's Crush

When an older man is infatuated with a younger, more attractive woman who (for a variety of age-related reasons) will Never consummate the relationship, but, when together, treats her as if she were a girlfriend.

"Look, there's Dieter and Jane!"

"They look pretty cozy in that corner..."
"Oh, they Are, alright. But, he's just got a Gentleman's Crush on her, so it can't be that deep..."

by MeO'MyOh! August 13, 2022

The Gentleman Troop

Stupid idiots that click buttons to change the colors of a few pixels on a surface, they're good at gorilla tag though

The Gentleman Troop can probably go against the Watermelon Warriors, but its a high diff match.

by TGTIakona February 1, 2024

Gentleman's sausage

A gentleman's sausage is a polite (usually British slang) word for a penis.

"I don't want your hand up near my gentleman's sausage!"

by AiryGoats March 28, 2024

First gentleman

First gentleman or first dude if he's not a gentleman is what the husband of a female president would be called. The primo uomo.

The first gentleman was as good at sports, cooking, welding, or sewing as those girls (his competitive sisters), and he straightened them right out.

by The Original Agahnim January 12, 2022

gentleman's light

When a guys keeps a lighter on him, whether he smokes or not, he uses the lighter to light a lady's cigarette.

I don't smoke but I do keep a gentleman's light just case a lady wants to light a cigarette.

by Noblewolf797 August 31, 2025

Gentleman's relish

A polite way of saying jizz or cum.

I'd love to serve Yolanda some gentleman's relish.

by Waynezuba May 20, 2024

The Gentleman's Fade

When 3 or more amigos engage in a singular bet, one must shoulder the burden of fading the bet since unanimity is the key to failue

“Bills +2.5 is literally a free gift directly from vegas into your bank account” - dumbfuck 1 & 2 “Apologies men, but I must envoke The Gentleman's Fade “

by Cmhack December 7, 2020