My Toast Father named Toast

This is toast
He is my father
I watch him being fucked by my mom mickey mouse 24/7
No, dont judge me
I get happy when my dad tells me im adopted

yay, im sending this to discord now

Hey, my toast father named Toast, im just gonna show you this shit

by Libsu April 19, 2018

Reverse Penny Farthing

When you tilt the wheelchair forward and proceed to penetrate her through the gap in the cushion

Dude, did you hear Jackson gave Barbara the old Reverse Penny Farthing! She forgot to put her breaks on and almost rolled away!

by CinemaSecrets May 30, 2018

ur daughter a father

This insult may lose faith in humanity itself

*Results may very*

Ashley: *walks inside*
Bob the doctor: I’m sorry but ur daughter a father
Houndog: *Gets fucking obliterated by lighting*

by AshleySauce31 May 13, 2018

I am your father

Basically the most spoiled line in cinema history.

Star Wars fan: Luke, I am your father.

Non-Star Wars fan: Dammit! You just spoiled the whole movie for me!

by CelticEagle February 19, 2019

Feed Us Father THERRIEN

Father THERRIEN does not accept his role as the father of children on discord. He refuses to feed them despite the poor, malnourished children dying at his feet begging, ‘Feed us father Therrien’. Please spread the cause of THERRIEN mistreating his children and ask him to feed you too.

‘feed us father therrien we shall consume your offerings or consume you’
‘why do I always have to be the centre of things’

by CringeThing March 4, 2021

penetrate me deeper father

the appropriate way to say fuck me harder daddy in British

"oh, darling, I am arriving!"
"oh, penetrate me deeper father!"

by brainfucker October 4, 2021

You've started to resemble our father a bit

What you would say to your step-brother after he grows up and starts looking like your father

Guy 1 *in a deep and calm voice* : Hello step bro
Guy 2: You've started to resemble our father a bit

by ZekeYeager February 18, 2021