Raghead Floss

The act of wiping yer ass on a motel owning raghead's rag (or towel) after receiving piss poor service there. This would be a follow-up to the classic "Curtain Floss".

The next time I went to the Super 8 in Columbus, I invented Raghead Floss when I ripped "Bob's" rag off of his head and wiped my ass with it when he tried to fuck me over (again) on my motel room bill.

by Floss 69 July 29, 2008

Flopsy

derived from the singer Ville Valo due to his curly hair and hat.A flopsy is always male and often has an arched back.

ooooh flopsies!!

by pokie_orna December 18, 2003

flip-flops

the most simple, but !thA beSt! shoe ever made. NOT meant to be worn in the cold, (U idIOTs that wEAr them with mInI sKiRtS in 20 degree weather!) but easy to color cordinate with any outfit (your flip-flops should be the color that you wear the most of in your outfit, or you can just wear black or white flip-flops). they look so cute with your tight jeans and fitted polo!!! *Do NOT spend $39.95 on some DAM flip-flops, go to oldnavy and get 2 pairs for $5.00, they are just as sturdy and cute.

it was a hot summer day, Shada just got her feet done and was ready to go to the mall. she wore her american eagle skirt, pink aeropostale polo, and her pink flip-flops.

by Um ya3H okAy April 22, 2006

Flopsy

When your shorts, boxers, or briefs are just loose enough for your man-junk to fall out.

Oh man, I sat across from grandma at the barbecue and had a flopsy. She TOTALLY saw the frank and beans.

by j-to-the-r April 25, 2009

flositate

(v.) - When you eat dental floss, causing your stomach to become a large bowl of dental floss.

One day, I flositated because I was drunk and thought I was eating mint ice cream.

by Yinky February 4, 2008

flopshow

to be bored or to be doing nothing.

tiffany: heey whats up?
kimmy: ugh flopshow, how about you ?

by t+k maarch December 23, 2008

Crack Floss

Underware that disappears between a person's butt cheeks (man or woman). It doesn't necessarly have to be a g-string, but if not, that ass is way too big!

Holy shit that guy's ass is so big his bananna hammock has disappeared and is now crack floss.

Dam that stripper is hot and I love her crack floss.

by G-RED October 29, 2006