Flooscariously

Allowing someone to live vicariously through you with the use of your money or financial influence

I bought my son the Ferrari so he could get the girl and I could live flooscariously through him

by Factstrodomus October 29, 2020

Flomshing

To stretch your anus open and make it very wide.

You flomsh yourself when you die because your ass hole becomes less tense.

Example of the verb Flomshing:

Claire: "Who flomshed myself?"
Ryan: "I flomshed yourself!"

by Kakashyeet November 29, 2020

Flomshing

When you stretch your anus extremely wide.

This phenomena happens the moment you die and your ass hole gets less tense.

Flomshing example:

Ryan: "Who flomshed myself?"
Claire: "I flomshed yourself!"

by Kakashyeet November 29, 2020

Flogs

Flogs is an urban word for Frogs

"Do you hear the flogs"

by Magumba_State January 14, 2021

Flatsouler

A typical modern man who thinks that all which exists is accessible to the senses and the proceedings of his mind. The depth of his soul is as shallow as a rain puddle and also as murky. He exists only for the purpose of acquiring wealth and power while being mortally afraid of all deeper meaning of any spiritual kind. His preferred habitat is a university campus or some other angst driven place where he hopes to find followers who share his sad and empty ideology. He doesn't have to be a cynic necessarily but it certainly helps to quiet his nagging self-doubt.

That theology professor is a typical flatsouler who can't stand the idea of anything larger than himself, so his only purpose in life is not to die because his ego knows it will dissolve the very moment his body starts to decompose. I hardly met an academic who wasn't a VIP member of the flatsouler club.

by Dr. Jakob March 26, 2021

florssy

The most amazing girl you'll ever meet. She's beautiful, smart, intelligent and with beautiful brown eyes. She's the strongest girl ever, caring and kind. She doesn't forget to make everyone around her happy and she'd easy going. But Florssy can't keep quiet on wrongs, she has to let you know how she feels about it. She's a jewel so when you meet a Florssy in your life, don't let her go. Everyone just needs a Florssy in their lives.

Are you dating Florssy?
Would you go on a date with me Florssy?
Here comes the girl called Florssy.

by MsRenny April 23, 2021

Floismus

A small cult for the Lord and savior Flo.
Members of the Floismus Love Flo and Are thankful that Lord Flo always protects and helps them trough hard times.

Wow that person Looks so happy.
Of course! They are part of Floismus.

by hafti abi May 17, 2021