flying burrito

When a person farts around a group of people, then proceeds to leave the area with a quickness, leaving them with the lingering smell.

A man walks up to a group of friends, farts and walks away. "Flying burrito" he says as he walks away laughing.

by The Big Ofer March 9, 2008

flying carpets

Rickyism for "flying colors"

"He passed with flying carpets."

by XDavid PolicastroX March 9, 2009

flying squirrell

pulling your scrotom up high and only having the head of you penis sticking out of the top. Usually performed by the most drunk person at the party.

Robb was so drunk last night, he showed me the flying squirrell! Man, he's got some balls!!

by Fafa Flunkey March 22, 2009

Flying Phoenix

When having sex near an open window, the guy pour gasoline on the girl and lights her on fire. He then pushes her out the window.

Performing a flying phoenix usually ends in conviction of murder.

by Plazer456 March 11, 2010

Flying J

A girl lays on her back at the foot of the bed with her legs spread and her feet behind her head. A naked guy with a boner leaps off the bed and tries to land it in her vagina.

I almost broke my dick last night giving some bitch the Flying J.

by T.L.Z. August 29, 2010

Poo Flinger

Stupid people, people who are barely evolved beyond poo flinging primates in intelligence.

Look at that poo flinger, what a dumbass.

by Flecker January 23, 2009

floink

An occurence during the act of intercourse wherein the male apparatus slips out of the female oriface during thrusting.

I was banging a fat chick and I must have floinked at some point because I came inside one of her stomach rolls.

by franko jim August 24, 2006