Floaties

The separation of juicy material in craft beer.

Focal banger and heady topper are so juicy that floaties appear when the juiciness separates.

by #fanboy June 26, 2017

Froasted

Frickin roasted in one word

Get froasted kid

by Frankie the possum December 17, 2017

floating circus

a term used to describe a person you long for who is miraculous and wonderful, but out of your reach

GUY 1: dude i love her so much
GUY 2: then go for her !

GUY 1: i would but she’s just a floating circus

by dadddylongjohns June 9, 2018

float copping

when the government tells you through extrasensory perception that you’ve committed a felony hours later to affect your emotions more instead of the less than an hour it takes to emotionally overcome a misdemeanor

The government was float copping on the food stamp frauders.

by Coop Dupe June 16, 2018

floated car

To rent a car

John has a floated car from the Car Dealer

by Manrajsinghsekhon November 4, 2019

floaty bag

A person who is not very smart.

I hate when Alex gets invited out, she's a bit of a floaty bag and always says something dumb.

by Llloooggg April 6, 2020

Floaters

People who are pieces of shit, but somehow rise to the top.

Remember that guy from tinder who gave me the clap? Well, he just got married...

Damn, girl... How are all these floaters get married before us?

by LizzytheShizzy July 10, 2020