fecal flakes

1) A term for evaporate feces which becomes an airborne matter when excreted from the anus in the form of gas.

2) A term used by comedian Dane Cook to describe the polluted air released from a fart.

Jason: "I just farted. Treadstone alert!"
Nate: "That's freakin' gross! I don't want to breath in your fecal flakes!"

by Nathan Rowell May 4, 2007

penal flakes

When ones penis flakes and leaves...Penal flakes.

Iain- Yo dawg you made a mess in the shower

Jamie- Chill YO, its just my penal flakes. you feel me?

by Jay86 July 6, 2007

Fliegel

the act of having sexual intercourse in a hot tub that is filled with pepto bismol while both partners are wearing sailor hats

we fliegeled alll night

by i ate your mom out January 18, 2009

frosted flakes

Amazing marajuana that has so many THC crystal on it, it resembles the ceral frosted flakes.

Now that shit is some frosted flakes.

by FFS July 16, 2005

Flaky Flakerson

Someone who acts so flaky it becomes their nickname. Can be used for temporary flakiness when needed.

That Sandra is a real Flaky Flakerson.

by kb July 23, 2004

Flakebooking

A self-deprecating Facebook status update, intentionally posted to brag, while still appearing humble.

Flakebookers are insecure about bragging, because they know it is tasteless. They have a deep need to be validated by others, but must do it in a sly, undercover sort of way.

"I am so ugly!" Says disgustingly pretty girl in a desperate urge to Flakebook.

"My new TV takes up my whole living room! *sadface*"
Oh ya Seth is flakebooking again. He starts fishing for compliments as soon as he feels bad about himself. It's just his way of coping with his not-so-perfect life.

by an-g-1985 February 6, 2010

flakeage

the act of a small amount of snow falling from the sky;

the beginning of any snow fall, or when it seems to be lightly snowing.

"Has it started snowing yet?"
"Yeah! I think i see some flakeage falling!"

by love love loveeee November 30, 2009