When you shove a corn flake so far up your rectal cavity that it shreds the inside and leads to internal bleeding
Bro 1: Hey bro have you heard of the birds and the corn flake?
Bro 2: No, can you teach me?
Bro 1: what the fuck is wrong with you!?
Bro 2: No, can you teach me?
Bro 1: what the fuck is wrong with you!?
by Xerts March 14, 2022
Get the The birds and the corn flakemug. The best, and healthiest cereal brand. Lanky Flakes is made up of 100% natural ingredients. Each color has a different flavor of basic fruits. Red: strawberry, orange: orange, yellow: banana, green: lime, blue: blueberry, & purple: grape. See more information on your box of Lanky Flakes when you purchase it at: Best Buy, Walmart, Target, Kohl's, Acme, & ShopRite!
by Lanky Kong! December 11, 2017
Get the Lanky Flakesmug. Verb: The act of opening ones mouth and sticking out their tongue to catch ejaculate flying through the air. (like catching a snowflake on the tongue) Often followed up by "snowballing" it into another's mouth during sexual congress.
Oh my God!, I went into Logan's room to see if he was ready for school.. I opened the door and caught him snow-flaking into his own mouth...
by XxShaDynastyxX May 22, 2025
Get the Snow-flakingmug. by Am1717 July 11, 2022
Get the Bill flakemug. A guy who is flaky and never agrees to plans. He always bails out last minute. Usually is sensitive and sad underneath, and just needs some friends to stick by his side.
He is such a flake chump, he never leaves his house and always flakes out last minute. No wonder he has no friends and always listens to sad music
by urbandictionarylegendword March 9, 2019
Get the Flake Chumpmug. (Noun)
Used to describe someone unreliable who constantly makes or agrees on plans to catch up or makes promises to help out, then either cancels at the last minute or just doesn't show at all without any explanation, and may give excuses you have come to suspect over time are lies. They do this not because they are forgetful, are disorganised because of having ADHD, an illness that can flare up, or have actual emergencies they need to attend to, but because they wilfully decided upon something better to do or just couldn't be bothered.
This is often a person who is weak in character, has little willpower, and lacks tenacity and may consider a social engagement promise or appointment to be a flexible arrangement. They can find it too boring to do something serious or constructive when they could be off having fun, and become impatient or feel unstable when they are not feeling that they are having a wild time. They tend to be careless with their responsibilities towards others and inconsiderate of those they are inconveniencing. Possibly has a personality disorder or addiction problems.
They can be someone who is never in anything for the long haul despite having professed to have committed to it. It could relate to their general staying power in a job or a relationship.
(Adj., flaky) describing a person who is flake as in the above definition.
(Verb (intr.), flake)
The act of ditching plans with in favour of something better or out of plain laziness.
Used to describe someone unreliable who constantly makes or agrees on plans to catch up or makes promises to help out, then either cancels at the last minute or just doesn't show at all without any explanation, and may give excuses you have come to suspect over time are lies. They do this not because they are forgetful, are disorganised because of having ADHD, an illness that can flare up, or have actual emergencies they need to attend to, but because they wilfully decided upon something better to do or just couldn't be bothered.
This is often a person who is weak in character, has little willpower, and lacks tenacity and may consider a social engagement promise or appointment to be a flexible arrangement. They can find it too boring to do something serious or constructive when they could be off having fun, and become impatient or feel unstable when they are not feeling that they are having a wild time. They tend to be careless with their responsibilities towards others and inconsiderate of those they are inconveniencing. Possibly has a personality disorder or addiction problems.
They can be someone who is never in anything for the long haul despite having professed to have committed to it. It could relate to their general staying power in a job or a relationship.
(Adj., flaky) describing a person who is flake as in the above definition.
(Verb (intr.), flake)
The act of ditching plans with in favour of something better or out of plain laziness.
(Noun: flake)
"Cynthia let me know she'd help me clean the house every week until the job is finished. I'm not hanging out for her all weekend this time. I know she won't ring or show. She always promises the moon and never delivers. She's cancelled twice in the past six weeks and the rest of the time I just don't hear from her. Probably off enjoying herself with friends or nursing a hangover from Saturday night. She is such a flake."
(Adjective: flaky)
"I'll give her relationship with her current girlfriend three weeks; she is so flaky."
(Verb: flake/flaked)
"Why do I even trust any of his promises? It's been three hours since he said he was coming. He's totally gone and flaked on me again."
"Cynthia let me know she'd help me clean the house every week until the job is finished. I'm not hanging out for her all weekend this time. I know she won't ring or show. She always promises the moon and never delivers. She's cancelled twice in the past six weeks and the rest of the time I just don't hear from her. Probably off enjoying herself with friends or nursing a hangover from Saturday night. She is such a flake."
(Adjective: flaky)
"I'll give her relationship with her current girlfriend three weeks; she is so flaky."
(Verb: flake/flaked)
"Why do I even trust any of his promises? It's been three hours since he said he was coming. He's totally gone and flaked on me again."
by Starbright11 March 16, 2019
Get the Flakemug. Four: it’s time for brake at flake!
Gelatin: *slap* ITS BRAKE AT FLAKE
Four: did I just get slapped by this wiry looking, 2 pixel wide, snaps like a twig, NOODLE ARM!
Everyone: OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH
Gelatin: *slap* ITS BRAKE AT FLAKE
Four: did I just get slapped by this wiry looking, 2 pixel wide, snaps like a twig, NOODLE ARM!
Everyone: OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH
by ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗwalk w/ friend September 15, 2022
Get the Brake at flakemug.