Angry Fetus

Making a guy believe you're giving him the most awesome blowjob ever but then all of a sudden munch and crunch on his genitalia, rendering them useless from there on out, while he drops down in fetal position.

Nick was being a dick so Hung gave him an angry fetus.

by cjay May 10, 2006

fetus vacation

A period of time lasting approximately 8 to 9 months. Relating to the time span that a fetus is housed in the womb.

"Man daniel, my vacation is too long"
"Well Darcie, about how long is it?"
"Two whole weeks!"
"Well, try 8 months"
"What is that, a vacation for a fetus?! You're taking a fetus vacation!"

by Darcie Elyse August 18, 2007

femshaming

Dismissing an opinion because it comes from a man, usually utilizing buzzwords like "mansplaining."

"It was a respectful and constructive conversation until Betty barreled in and started femshaming all the guys, saying if we didn't have vaginas we couldn't have opinions."

by Bud_F June 7, 2018

Yeetus fetus

The male version of a snail in the time lapse of a orphan child

My cousin is honestly a yeetus fetus

by Dam yet October 19, 2018

fetus

the young of an animal in the womb, or egg in the later stages of development.

why are you so fat?
why im pregnant with my fetus, lauren.

by prego123 April 4, 2009

Fetus Master

Being the master of all fetuses, usually chosen by an election by the many feti Plural of fetus of the United States. The fetus master can control fetuses, and understand their thoughts.

Bob- What are thouse stupid feti thinking?
Not Bob- I don't know, ask the Fetus Master
Bob- Hey what are those feti thinking?
Fetus Master- The feti say..... Fuck you
Bob- Cool
Not Bob- Yeah Bob, Fuck you

by Brandon Burch October 5, 2006

harlequin fetus

An skin disease called Harlequin-type ichthyosis wich causes the skin to become diamond plated, as well as the eyes to turn out and the ears, nose, and appendages to be horribly deformed or non-existant. The mouth is drawn into a painful rendtion of a jesters smile. The babies usually die within days due to severe bacterial infection of the cracked skin.

Recently an internet phenomenon has started with people linking others to pictures of harlequin babies in an attempt to shock them. While not particularly shocking to many, some people are truly horrified; however these people are wrong. The correct response is to laugh long and laugh hard at the suffering of other human beings. Many bleeding heart liberals wish people would stop posting these pictures because it's "inhumane". They obviously haven't learned that internet trolls have no soul.

Dude, my friend sent me this *linkage*

OMFG WTF is that?!!??!

Harlequin Fetus

Oh, lulz

by Rena Maniacle June 1, 2006