When someone appears to be walking confidently, but they're actually trying to knock the cowshit off their boots inconspicuously.
"Chuck walked in here this morning I thought he was in a good mood but he just had farm swagger. Now I've got to mop the floors"
by Potter/Tioga memes September 16, 2018
Get the Farm Swaggermug. by Rickypeepee May 9, 2019
Get the Farm Daddymug. A crazy ass place that is filled with people who do nothing but screech and jerk off, often controlled by a tyrannical douche bag named Captain Henry Rhodes
IM RUNNING THIS MONKEY FARM FRANKENSTEIN!
AND I WANNA KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE DOING WITH MY TIME!!!
AND I WANNA KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE DOING WITH MY TIME!!!
by The real Sid Vicious January 10, 2020
Get the Monkey Farmmug. by Ratchet-Farmer-ceo August 8, 2019
Get the Ratchet-farmmug. The process by which two uncircumcised men, immediately after enjoying anal sex, pull out prior to ejaculating and immediately begin to dock. Once docked, with engorged members covered with with feces, said participants blow their loads. The resulting product resembles freshly turned earth covered in maggots.
Last night JP asked if I would like to try maggot farming. I said "why not?" JP said "better get some wet wipes, it can be messy." I am regretting it now, as I believe I have an infection.
by Uncle Phatty June 23, 2018
Get the maggot farmingmug. by bigbenw November 25, 2017
Get the tobacco farmingmug. Originally used to say "you left the door open", based on the fact that farms don’t have doors to be shut because there outside.
More recently, it has been used to simply indicate that a person is ignorant or uneducated as if they were brought up on a farm.
More recently, it has been used to simply indicate that a person is ignorant or uneducated as if they were brought up on a farm.
by Jromeodriller January 28, 2018
Get the Born on a farmmug.