Matt Willmott a 21 year old male from Northamptonshire. He looks Jewish... but he is not. He has an inability to chin pints and enjoys running for miles upon miles on a daily basis.
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Get the Fagmott mug.To Falcon-crow is a sexual maneuver, often used by couples who want to be sexually adventurous.
After Falcon-crowing, it is usual to tell your significant other that you love them. This attempts to remove the disgust and distress caused by falcon-crowing.
To perform the Falcon-crow, ensure that the lights are off and you are both consenting adults. If not, ensure both parties sign and legal weavers which imply consent. Both parties should drink plenty of water and not have a full stomach. Cramp can occur after more than 10 minutes.
Falcon-crowing usually results in both parties no longer wanting to engage in further sexual exploration as they are either too soar or the cost of plucked feathers was too costly.
After Falcon-crowing, it is usual to tell your significant other that you love them. This attempts to remove the disgust and distress caused by falcon-crowing.
To perform the Falcon-crow, ensure that the lights are off and you are both consenting adults. If not, ensure both parties sign and legal weavers which imply consent. Both parties should drink plenty of water and not have a full stomach. Cramp can occur after more than 10 minutes.
Falcon-crowing usually results in both parties no longer wanting to engage in further sexual exploration as they are either too soar or the cost of plucked feathers was too costly.
Red: How can I satisfy my wife in bed? She wants to be interesting.
Blue: Just Falcon-crow a bit and tell her you love her.
Red: Ka-kaw, Ka-kaw.
Blue: Just Falcon-crow a bit and tell her you love her.
Red: Ka-kaw, Ka-kaw.
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by XxTwistedFalconXx April 28, 2015
Get the FalconCast mug.A disease for people from the North. Often linked to poverty, 'Fallon Rash' occurs from a diet of chips, gravy and WKD. Sufferers of 'Fallon Rash' often report an urge to shout 'ey ey ey' as they scratch the itch. A key instigator of the 'Fallon Rash' is mild arousal, built up from slowly rubbing themselves against the arms of their chairs at work
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Get the fallon rash mug.1. Fallon, NV + Alabama = Fallobama
2. Fallobama: The place where Grandmothers and Truckers come to rest.
3. A nickname for Fallon, NV, because of its isolated location, "hick"-like inhabitants,and lack of activities.
4. Go to Fallon and find out for yourself, seriously.
2. Fallobama: The place where Grandmothers and Truckers come to rest.
3. A nickname for Fallon, NV, because of its isolated location, "hick"-like inhabitants,and lack of activities.
4. Go to Fallon and find out for yourself, seriously.
by Redneck from Sparks December 8, 2016
Get the fallobama mug.The celebration of a beautiful lady, Fallontine’s Day is celebrated on the 14th day of February to not coincide with any other holiday. The lucky ones will celebrate with her while others will toast her from afar wishing they were in her presence. Cheers to your day, Fal!
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