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kleenex friendship

Litterally means:
A friend that calls you and chase you until he gets whatever he needs, and then BYE!

One of those friend of you that is an incredible dude, cheerful and happy, great company, maybe even successful. Only real problem with him is that you feel used after having seen him and stayed with him because you realise he only used that valuable time spent together.
A:I feel terribly bad I didn't call you on the last week mate!
B: no worries dude, I know this is a kleenex friendship.
by LOL.renzo April 29, 2015
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Cold fries

The situation when one is engaged in a threesome and two of the participants become extremely into each other, neglecting the sexual needs of the third person and eventually ignoring them almost entirely. Derives from the scenario in which one is enjoying a fast food meal and immediately devours the burger, only to neglect the side of fries until later, leaving them cold, jealous, and a little salty.
"So you hooked up with Dillon and Spencer the same night?"
"Yeah, but I was definitely the cold fries, they were way too into each other."

"Bro, you made it with Katie and Sam at the same time?! Legendary!"
"It was cool and all, but I think Katie was feeling like the cold fries, kind of killed the vibe."
by testifyre November 7, 2015
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Best friend in the world

The person who you trust your life with and you will never stop loveing because their amazing they also sometimes steal your food
Hey you see Ryan well that’s the best friend in the world to Ethan
by Sword flash March 17, 2018
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Dearest friend

A word for defining the most caring and supportive friend you have ever met. They make you live your life to its fullest and they will be there always there for you. You love being with them and talking about your feelings and about everything in general. Take care of them!
"Oh, yes, Isa is my dearest friend, she's amazing!"
by Ayrinlaaa November 11, 2018
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unfiltered friend

That good friend with whom you can be your authentic and unedited self.
I’d much rather hang out with you, my unfiltered friend!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 26, 2019
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Part-time Friend

A part-time friend is a person who acts like they want be friends with you when you're there but could give a fuck less about you when you aren't physically there.

In other words, someone who wants to be your friend only when it's convenient for them.
Laura wants to be a friend when we're hanging out but doesn't want to be a friend when we're not. That's called being a part-time friend.
by krissiethefallen April 2, 2015
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my breast friends

This is a similar saying to friends with benefits but emphasizing that at least one party is female.
by I, Wreckerrr February 5, 2021
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