How do I even begin to describe it …
Fort Yukon is a small village couple miles above the Arctic circle . The small village is home to the gwichin Athabaskan’s ,and also the community of shit ass rez kids who pick up habits from they’re parents making they’re kids become just as inconsiderate and miserable as them . Also home to the winos, tweakers , rez dogs , deadly aunties who deal with abusive so called “men”. This small town will slowly find its way to the little happiness you hold onto so tightly and smother it with it’s misery/ gossip, and drive you completely crazy to the core . This is the kind of place you visit when you want to go on a life long bender, get pregnant, hooked on drugs, a job bc u have a certain last name , but never a place to come visit to have a “life” . Which most people don’t have here anyway , sure some have a job but everyone talks mad shit about eachother and smile in your face the next day ,bc they have nothing interesting going for them in the real world which they think revolves around them … NEWS FLASH ! It doesn’t :)
Fort Yukon is a small village couple miles above the Arctic circle . The small village is home to the gwichin Athabaskan’s ,and also the community of shit ass rez kids who pick up habits from they’re parents making they’re kids become just as inconsiderate and miserable as them . Also home to the winos, tweakers , rez dogs , deadly aunties who deal with abusive so called “men”. This small town will slowly find its way to the little happiness you hold onto so tightly and smother it with it’s misery/ gossip, and drive you completely crazy to the core . This is the kind of place you visit when you want to go on a life long bender, get pregnant, hooked on drugs, a job bc u have a certain last name , but never a place to come visit to have a “life” . Which most people don’t have here anyway , sure some have a job but everyone talks mad shit about eachother and smile in your face the next day ,bc they have nothing interesting going for them in the real world which they think revolves around them … NEWS FLASH ! It doesn’t :)
Niece : I’m going up to Fort Yukon, to visit my cousin !
Deadly uncle : ho’h careful my niece! Don’t get stuck in Fort Yukon . It’s toxic , or worse…don’t get pregnant!
Deadly uncle : ho’h careful my niece! Don’t get stuck in Fort Yukon . It’s toxic , or worse…don’t get pregnant!
by My uncle deadlier than urs :p July 26, 2024
Get the Fort Yukon mug.1. When a female attempts to hold in a fart, and it bubbles up into their vagina.
2. The act of gas passing out of a woman's anus, squeezing through her legs and labia, and ultimately ending in her vagina.
2. The act of gas passing out of a woman's anus, squeezing through her legs and labia, and ultimately ending in her vagina.
Martha tried hard to stop her fart, causing it instead to become a fort when it bubbled up between her thighs and filled her vagina.
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Get the Fort mug.When a man named Grump-Grump and another man try to figure out why his girlfriend said" he looked like he need a pip in his bum" and they are comfortable with each other enough to put fingers in each other's asses and they both shit on each other and wrestle in the shit and they hump so fast the anal cavity explodes and GrumpGrump accidentally pukes watching the struggle.
Let's do the fort peck struggle on old grump and see him struggle.
struggling with the pip in his bum and the Fort peck struggle was rez related.
The first struggle know was by grump and old Fort peck and they struggled
struggling with the pip in his bum and the Fort peck struggle was rez related.
The first struggle know was by grump and old Fort peck and they struggled
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A possible code phrase to let people know that a family member went shopping crazy.
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Where everybody knows everybody.
Has one stoplight.
The fall festival and the Christmas parade is the highlight of the year.
Where everybody knows everybody.
Has one stoplight.
The fall festival and the Christmas parade is the highlight of the year.
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