The Floppy Golf Club

The man lays on his back perched on his shoulders, ass in the air. The woman (or man) uses the partners flaccid dick to push his balls as close to his asshole as possible. Like a game of mini golf. extra points for any balls made in

My wife's new favorite game is "The Floppy Golf Club" and I must agree it is fun to play after the kids head off to bed.

by Uncon_Cabbage January 05, 2024

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Floppy Sampson

When you bust a nut inside her and you keep it in her till it's not rock it's just kinda chub and you whip it out and smack her in the face with your dick covered in puss juice and semen.

Guy that gets payed more than you : "Me and kisha did the floppy Sampson last night. She wanted it ."

by Mr paperstacks November 30, 2015

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floppy gun

Is another name for a male appendage

Ex.#1 My floppy gun is shooting blanks

Ex.#2 Please don't empty your floppy gun in me

by Gumby3998 April 11, 2016

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Floppy disks

A very old woman's exposed breasts.

Guy 1: "Did you see Melisandre get old as fuck when she took that necklace off on Game of Thrones last night?"

Guy 2: "Yeah man, I totally lost my hard on once I saw her floppy disks."

by brande brady May 04, 2016

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