Proof that God does not exist

Creationists never bother to look for any evidence for their claims they simply look for "missing links" (which is invented by media and not scientists) to prove evolution wrong so that they can teach their lies in schools.

Proof that God does not exist:
If god created us and evolution is false, then how can humans create life? How can we have children and create life in laboratories which have conciousness. If god made us then how are we able to do these things ourselves?
If evolution was false and religion was right then we wouldn't be able to have children on our own.

by Scarlottie September 20, 2009

excuse my french

what yokels say before they utter a 'cuss word'

Excuse my French, but I would like to fuck a bitch,

by Jacques Chirac November 1, 2003

Excuse Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was a justification.

"Don't give me that Excuse Willis, I'm NOBODY'S FOOL."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

excuse me um i love you

famous ariana grande lyric from her song r.e.m (and now her beauty brand) and also the title of ariana's netflix documentary. it is now also a very common sentence in ariana's fandom : the arianators/the tiny elephants/the ariana army/the loves
it's often used to give appreciation to a person that stans ariana grande butera gomez but it can also be said as a joke on the internet (the ariana stans on twitter and instagram use this expression very often).

you can type :
excuse me um i love you
excuse me i love you
excuse me um ily
excuse me ily
excuse me ilu
excuse me i love u
excuse me um i love u

sorry for my bad english

example number 1
*ariana grande posting a picture on instagram or twitter*
- comment section -
moonlightbae10myron : EXCUSE ME UM

- response - ari7ringslove : I LOVE YOU

omgiloveari : EXCUSE ME UMMMM OMG ARIANA ILYSM

gngbiggestfan : excuse me ? i love you.

example number 2
*arianastanlol1 tweets*

"omg get well soon is ariana's best song"
- response - EXCUSE ME UM I LOVE YOU & YOUR MUSIC TASTE SO MUCH

by coucoumoic'estroro October 13, 2021

fall back excuse

an excuse you can always use for any situation where you don't want to do something. it's solid even when it's not true and no one can call you out on it

She went on a trip last weekend without her kids but now she's saying she can't go out because her kids are her top priority.

She said "my kids take precedence over everything. period. sorry not sorry" So lame because she gets her kids watched when she goes out on girls nights or takes those weekend trips. No excuses for those plans

Yea bru it's just like when I don't want to meet up with someone and I say i have to work...those fall back excuses are solid.

by eazygee January 22, 2017

the exies

A contemporary band reminiscent of every other band that has broken through during the same time period. Their music is very predictable and unoriginal. As with most bands, there is always a group of individuals who feel that they are amongst the best bands of all time, but when analyzed rationally, they certainly fall short of bands that are widely considered amongst the best. i.e. The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, The Beach Boys, Led Zeppelin, etc.

1. Q "Hey, did you hear that new song by The Exies, Ugly?"
A "The Exies? I thought it was by Staind."

2. Q "Did you pick up the new Exies album?"
A "No. But I did pick up a copy of Are You Experienced? by Jimi Hendrix."

by diversify October 16, 2006

existance

EXISTANCE IS TRULY THE CORRECT WAY TO SPELL EXISTENCE, (u moron!)

He stood bfore her... an existance... he couldn't leave... she had him completely, totally--- even if he sat or lay down--- she had him.... she... lovely. Sexy. His Existance!

by Bsurdist! The Monsignore Jones January 4, 2016